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61  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: $15 Porsche on: 6-04-2009 02:48 PM
Quote from: iphie on  6-04-2009 02:30 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  4-04-2009 09:59 PM
hmmm which kin woman be that....if na me be the husband i go make sure say she surffar for watin she do on bed..Grin

dat na if she gree amek him entre bed.......after d tyn wey him go do wit him secretary
shey na u be d woman
62  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: MUMU (3 METERS) hw longer can it be? on: 6-04-2009 02:42 PM
IM MEAN SAY YOU BE EWU........
63  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: HICCUPS on: 6-04-2009 02:37 PM
person talk joke weh dry nii oooooooooo
64  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Am I DEAD on: 6-04-2009 02:20 PM
thanks
65  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Ladies: on: 6-04-2009 02:05 PM
Why u dey talk bye .........who u go miss u.
66  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: $15 Porsche on: 6-04-2009 02:02 PM
GOOD ONE
67  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Am I DEAD on: 6-04-2009 01:57 PM


A 54 years old woman had a heart attack,and was rushed to the hospital,at the operating table she had a near death experience.She saw God and she asked God if she was going to die,God replied her and told her she had 48 years,2 months and 8 days to live.She latter regained consciousness and she decided to make use of her remaining time she had left.So before leaving the hospital she decided to have a make-over,she had a tummy talk,liposuction,Bosom  enhancement,she even had her hair colour changed.On leaving the hospital while crossing the road,an ambulance hit her and she eventually died,she saw God once more and asked him why he did not pull her out of the way of the ambulance,since he{GOD}said she had quite a lot of time left.God then replied her " i did not recognize you".
68  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: HICCUPS on: 6-04-2009 01:31 PM
Is dat supposed to be funny ,cos it's not.
69  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Thai fireman in 'spider-man' rescue of autistic boy on: 6-04-2009 01:26 PM
no comment ......
70  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: MUMU (3 METERS) hw longer can it be? on: 6-04-2009 01:24 PM
na wetin do u sef.........go sleep
71  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: HICCUPS on: 6-04-2009 01:17 PM
na by force
72  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Thai fireman in 'spider-man' rescue of autistic boy on: 6-04-2009 01:13 PM
who are the we............goroso
73  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: HICCUPS on: 6-04-2009 01:07 PM
Quote from: lyinka on  6-04-2009 12:05 PM
Quote from: Edwizzie on  6-04-2009 11:27 AM
Hmmm. this joke is really. ..

really what... finish am now or make I  Grin Grin Grin

make i finish am..........really stupid
74  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Thai fireman in 'spider-man' rescue of autistic boy on: 6-04-2009 01:03 PM
Quote from: Ifeezy on 24-03-2009 01:43 PM
BANGKOK (AFP) – A Thai fireman turned superhero when he dressed up as comic-book character Spider-Man to coax a frightened eight-year-old from a balcony, police said Tuesday.

Teachers at a special needs school in Bangkok alerted authorities on Monday when an autistic pupil, scared of attending his first day at school, sat out on the third-floor ledge and refused to come inside, a police sergeant told AFP.

Despite teachers' efforts to beckon the boy inside, he refused to budge until his mother mentioned her son's love of superheroes, prompting fireman Sonchai Yoosabai to take a novel approach to the problem.

The rescuer dashed back to his fire station and made a quick change into a Spider-Man costume before returning to the boy, he said.

"I told him Spider-Man is here to rescue you, no monsters are going to attack you and I told him to walk slowly towards me as running could be dangerous," Somchai told local television.

The young boy immediately stood up and walked into his rescuer's arms, police said.

Somchai said he keeps the Spider-Man costume and an outfit of Japanese television character Ultraman at the station in order to liven up school fire drills.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090324/od_afp/thailandchildrenoffbeat


And so.........
75  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: MUMU (3 METERS) hw longer can it be? on: 6-04-2009 12:58 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on  5-04-2009 11:35 PM
A guy after toasting a babe 4 d next Village decided 2 finally pay her a visit.
So he tel im mama mak im help am go market buy Material(Cloth) so im go take am sow underwear as d one wey im dey wear b4 don work so tey d thing don expire.
The mama buy 6Meters length of material,d tailor cut 3Meters comot(ds 1 im keep 4 house) com use d remaining 3meters sow pant 4 am.
Satisfied about im new pant d guy carry leg begin journey go d babe village.As im reach road kaka(shit) begin wori am,na im d guy enter bush go attack(shit) so tey im 4get im precious designer underwear 4 there inside bush unto tree.
On getin 2 d babe house,d guy decided 2 show off is underwear by sitting directly opposite d Girl.
Horrified d girl stared in d direction of the guy's KOKO.Thinking dat his aim of showing off his undies had been achieved d guy said 2 d girl boastfully..........
I HOPE U LIKE IT COS I STILL HAVE 3METERS REMAINING at HOME!!!!!

Waste of space and time.
76  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: wellcome to naija on: 3-04-2009 08:45 PM
FEDERICOCO....IF U NO GET ANY THING TO DO GO SLEEP
77  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: HICCUPS on: 3-04-2009 08:39 PM
Another rubbish.......................and watch out for your typos next time....they are really bad,and can take away hiccups too.
78  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: wellcome to naija on: 3-04-2009 08:27 PM
Quote from: federico on 31-03-2009 09:24 PM
STRUGGLE CONTINUE

Another rubbish
79  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: UNA DON GO PRAY? on: 3-04-2009 08:03 PM
Because sey u be cafe attendant and na 24/7 u dey on top sys no mean say people go be like u,weh den no go get better things do.
80  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: the best drunk story ever! on: 31-03-2009 02:17 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 31-03-2009 02:02 PM
Quote from: zino100 on 31-03-2009 01:57 PM
KOLO league
dem don dey boil your agbo for backyard, make  weewee finish come go drink the while it is stil HOT!

u just dey use styl tell us wetin you dey take .....abi, no be you fault na d sickness wey dey disturb u.
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