Am I DEAD

Date: 06-04-2009 1:57 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Benjamin Ekwebelam
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A 54 years old woman had a heart attack,and was rushed to the hospital,at the operating table she had a near death experience.She saw God and she asked God if she was going to die,God replied her and told her she had 48 years,2 months and 8 days to live.She latter regained consciousness and she decided to make use of her remaining time she had left.So before leaving the hospital she decided to have a make-over,she had a tummy talk,liposuction,Bosom  enhancement,she even had her hair colour changed.On leaving the hospital while crossing the road,an ambulance hit her and she eventually died,she saw God once more and asked him why he did not pull her out of the way of the ambulance,since he{GOD}said she had quite a lot of time left.God then replied her " i did not recognize you".

Posted: at 6-04-2009 01:57 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- skarfies at 6-04-2009 02:06 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL.......BRO DAT 1 NO GET IDENTITY OOOO..NICE1
Posted: at 6-04-2009 02:06 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- stripod102 at 6-04-2009 02:07 PM (15 years ago)
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Serves her rite..lol
Posted: at 6-04-2009 02:07 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 6-04-2009 02:13 PM (15 years ago)
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really good joke
Posted: at 6-04-2009 02:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zino100 at 6-04-2009 02:20 PM (15 years ago)
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thanks
Posted: at 6-04-2009 02:20 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmymth at 6-04-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago)
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u're welcome
Posted: at 6-04-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 6-04-2009 02:38 PM (15 years ago)
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ok na
Posted: at 6-04-2009 02:38 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 6-04-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago)
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NICE 1 .....KEEP D SPIRIT OF LAUGHTER HIGH
Posted: at 6-04-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zino100 at 6-04-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 6-04-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gwhy at 6-04-2009 02:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 6-04-2009 02:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-04-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  6-04-2009 02:58 PM
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nna ehen, na wao for you..... Grin Grin Grin
e wu wo zi dictector......
Posted: at 6-04-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- stripod102 at 6-04-2009 03:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  6-04-2009 03:00 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on  6-04-2009 02:58 PM
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nna ehen, na wao for you..... Grin Grin Grin
e wu wo zi dictector......

na so na...over sabi dey worry am.
Posted: at 6-04-2009 03:12 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iphie at 6-04-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago)
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seen it b5
Posted: at 6-04-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 6-04-2009 03:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted b4040
Posted: at 6-04-2009 03:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 6-04-2009 03:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Antagonist Gwhy?Na wetin sef?
Iphie,u sef wan join Gwhy?
Posted: at 6-04-2009 03:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zino100 at 6-04-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  6-04-2009 02:58 PM
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over sabi dey worry you.....if u no get anything to write go sleep.....and no go post joke ooooo cause d last one wey you post too dry.
Posted: at 6-04-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmymth at 6-04-2009 03:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Zino,abeg tel am d koko
Posted: at 6-04-2009 03:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 6-04-2009 03:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  6-04-2009 03:22 PM
seen it b5

hisss
Posted: at 6-04-2009 03:30 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 6-04-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  6-04-2009 03:23 PM
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nna ehen... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
chie..... a fu go something na dis forum....
Posted: at 6-04-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 6-04-2009 03:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Kris,no be small thing oh
Posted: at 6-04-2009 03:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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