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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / A case of a thief who thiefeth a thief. on: 11-10-2011 11:37 PM
Little

Johnny

watched his Daddy's' car pass by

the school

playground and go into the woods.

Curious,

he followed the car and saw

Daddy and Aunt

Jane In a passionate embrace. Little

Johnny

found this so exciting that he

could

hardly

contain himself as he ran home

and

started

to tell his mother. 'Mom, I was at

the

playground and I saw Daddy's car

go into the

woods with Aunt Jane. I went

back

to Look

and he was giving Aunt Jane a

big

kiss, and

then he helped her take off her

shirt. Then

Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his

Pants off,

then Aunt Jane ...

At this point Mommy cut him off

and said, '

Johnny , this is such an interesting

story,

suppose you save the rest of it for

supper

time? I want to see the look on

Daddy's face

when you tell it Tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening,

Mommy

asked little Johnny to tell his

story. Johnny

started his story, 'I was at the

Playground

and I saw my Daddy's car go into

the woods

with Aunt Jane. I went back to

look

and he

was giving Aunt Jane a Big kiss,

then he

helped her take off her shirt.

Then Aunt Jane

helped Daddy take his pants off,

then Aunt

Jane and Daddy started doing the

same thing

that Mommy and Uncle Bill used

to

do when

Daddy was in the Army.
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Daddy and Aunt Jane. on: 9-10-2011 03:18 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  9-10-2011 03:04 PM
posted b4
You resemble posted before in that pix...with that your rusted lips and teeth.
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Daddy and Aunt Jane. on: 9-10-2011 02:28 PM
Little
Johnny
watched his Daddy's' car pass by
the school
playground and go into the woods.
Curious,
he followed the car and saw
Daddy and Aunt
Jane In a passionate embrace. Little
Johnny
found this so exciting that he could
hardly
contain himself as he ran home and
started
to tell his mother. 'Mom, I was at
the
playground and I saw Daddy's car
go into the
woods with Aunt Jane. I went back
to Look
and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss, and
then he helped her take off her
shirt. Then
Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
Pants off,
then Aunt Jane ...
At this point Mommy cut him off
and said, '
Johnny , this is such an interesting
story,
suppose you save the rest of it for
supper
time? I want to see the look on
Daddy's face
when you tell it Tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening,
Mommy
asked little Johnny to tell his
story. Johnny
started his story, 'I was at the
Playground
and I saw my Daddy's car go into
the woods
with Aunt Jane. I went back to look
and he
was giving Aunt Jane a Big kiss,
then he
helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane
helped Daddy take his pants off,
then Aunt
Jane and Daddy started doing the
same thing
that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to
do when
Daddy was in the Army.
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Spread the Chicks. on: 5-10-2011 02:09 PM
Quote from: queenrukky on  5-10-2011 02:00 PM
hw many times will u post this
Queen I never post am before...by the way why you dey always follow me, you and stephen.
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Spread the Chicks. on: 5-10-2011 10:55 AM
A lady and a man who works in a poultry wanted to snap a pix of their products...

The man spoke from behind the lady...

*Spread the chicks let me put the Cock between them*

And the lady responded

*Oh great I thought you'll never ask!*

And the man catching the joke immediately *retorted sorry I ment the little Chickens.*
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Spread the Chicks. on: 5-10-2011 10:48 AM
A lady and a man who works in a poultry wanted to snap a pix of their products...

The man spoke from behind the lady...

*Spread the chicks let me put the Cock between them*

And the lady responded

*Oh great I thought you'll never ask!*

And the man catching the joke immediately *retorted sorry I ment the little Chickens.*
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Spread the Chicks. on: 5-10-2011 10:46 AM
A lady and a man who works in a poultry wanted to snap a pix of their products...

The man spoke from behind the lady...

*Spread the chicks let me put the Cock between them*

And the lady responded

*Oh great I thought you'll never ask!*

And the man catching the joke immediately *retorted sorry I ment the little Chickens.*
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 2 Hausa Boys Arrested In kano For Gang molesting An NYSC Member [Photo] on: 28-09-2011 10:32 AM
See this old baboon say him dey 18 years!...after dem don phyuk all their cows
finish them come rape this fine girl with their nonsense smelling Blokos. Mehn man to carry hammer scatter their prick.
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 2 Hausa Boys Arrested In kano For Gang molesting An NYSC Member [Photo] on: 28-09-2011 10:21 AM
See this old baboon say him dey 18 years!...after dem don phyuk all their cows
finish them come rape this fine girl with their nonsense smelling Blokos. Mehn man to carry hammer scatter their prick.
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Looking for Answers?! on: 26-09-2011 06:25 PM
Quote from: dipsondon on 26-09-2011 04:32 PM
The thing dull
See this caribbean crayfish...follow dey open mouth...wetin you say be your name? Dipcondom!
11  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Looking for Answers?! on: 26-09-2011 06:20 PM
Quote from: kingsleyd on 26-09-2011 03:50 PM
poster since pb4 is an abomination here , i now say this yoke has teyed
Yoke abi?! You must be a 404 man.
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Looking for Answers?! on: 26-09-2011 11:03 AM
Quote from: stephen153 on 26-09-2011 10:51 AM
if u are looking for the source check Gordons  Grin Grin
Mad man you for write pb4 naw...by the way did Gordon post it here and I know he doesn't know Stephen153.
13  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Looking for Answers?! on: 26-09-2011 10:50 AM
If you like Ogogoro read the book of Ruth.

If you have big eyes like Segun Arinze read the book of Isiahia.

If you're are not current pls visit the book of Corrinthians.

If you like trekking the book of Exodus is a good start for you.

If you're not obedient pls read the book of Obadiah.

If your problem is looking too much thou shall seek for the book of Luke.

If you're a stammerer and a hot tempered person seek advice from the book of Moses.

If you find it difficult to receive pls ask the Book of Nathaniel for help.

If you're polygamous or you want to venture into polygamy pls remember the book of Solomon.

If you like palm wine then its time to change your nationality to Galilee.

If you're black like my brothers *Stephen 153* of the great Naija pals, pls check if your great grand parents had a quarrel with James and John the sons of thunder.

Don't be selfish like Johna or else you will end up in the stomach of a fish.

If you managed to read thru all these
 and then wrote *pb4* as a comment then you must be Stupid...Shout Amen!
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: e make sense on: 24-09-2011 01:57 PM
Its nice.
15  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Delivery Packages! on: 24-09-2011 01:09 PM
3 men took their
wives to a hospital for delivery,
shortly a nurse came out and asks
'who is JOSEPH that works with
three crown?', d man stood up,
congratulations, your wife has
delivered 3 bouncing babies.
Shortly after,d nurse came out nd
asked, who is JOHN that works
with 7up, congratulations ur wife
has deliverd 7 bouncing babies,
immediately d 3rd guy took off...
he ran away cuz he was working
with 33 lager beer! Grin
16  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: New Branch on: 22-09-2011 01:46 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 22-09-2011 01:27 PM
wetin
if u yab am again
i go yab u till today finish
Is that so?! But I can't remember seeing your yabbing as a threat, by the way na bcos say na babe make you dey side am?!
17  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: New Branch on: 22-09-2011 01:21 PM
Quote from: beulahokorie on 22-09-2011 12:37 PM
pb4
Come babe if that the pix wey I dey look na your own then I'm sorry cos you resemble posted before Oh!
18  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: New Branch on: 22-09-2011 10:49 AM
Okay!
19  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Your Hair Smells Nice. on: 22-09-2011 10:12 AM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 22-09-2011 10:03 AM
^^^ i don even kill snake for the forest  Grin Grin Grin
Before you go start to dey kill snake anyhow I beg make sure say the snake no come out from ur own evil forest and was just visiting a hole in the neighboring evil forest,you know what I mean now. Grin
20  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / New Branch on: 22-09-2011 10:03 AM
One ashawo go meet plastic
surgoen say make he make
another hole for her, the doctor
ask why now? she say businesss
is good that she wan open
another branch.
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