Is that so?! It must be an evil forest then.

Chairman I don forget wetin dem dey call that hair

Stephen you be mad man well its been quite some time,I don miss una wella.

A man walks up to a female co-worker in the
office and says, 'your hair smells
nice.' The woman goes to report him
to the supervisor. The supervisor was
puzzled and asks, 'what is wrong
with a co-worker complementing you cos your
hair smells nice?' She replies, 'the
man is a DWARF. So you can
imagine what hair he is referring
to.

Sister no vex Oh!

Una dey vex oh!

Bros forget that tie wey you knot you resemble confirm maiduguri man.

A driver was

going to drop his boss at the

airport.

Along the way, He(boss) noticed

he has forgotten an important

document,so he returned home. Back

@ home, His wife was taking

her bathe with soap foam all over

her face, so the husband quietly

tiptoed and touched her boobs and

the

wife responded; "Okon, U don

drop my yeye husband so soon,

Relax now, Don't start so soon,we

have the whole weekend to

ourselves." as the husband what

would u do?

*This is not my idea*

Sorry oh but finally you still like am abi?!

So na me una wan turn into Aboki abi...sorry una dey look the wrong guy make una try Stephen.

when next I see the aboki I'll try and get it for you.

Person don tell you say you get phD 4 madness before?!

An Aboki cobbler who used to be a gateman for a rich Ibo business man made this confession to me while polishing my shoe.
He said his madam made him loose his former well paid job,as the story went...One day during a short vacation period for his boss (Oga),the madam approached him and told him that the oga has added more task to his job,that he was to be reporting to their master's bathroom every 8 a.m...the Aboki told me that on reporting the first day the madam ordered him into the bathroom and joined him later on and before he knew what was happening the madam was naked and told him to start scrubbing her back for her and that was just the beginning of his troubles.(pls don't ask me if bathing the madam was all that happened cos your guess is as good as mine).
So on one fateful morning my aboki friend reported to his now favourite job and met the Oga in the house and innocently started thanking him for the new task he assigned to him *Walahi! Oga me I like am for the job wey I give me,Nagwode* and told him that he should never mind paying him for the extra services,the oga being surprised asked him what this new job was and my good aboki friend tabled his new job description for his oga ...before the aboki knew what was happening the Oga has dialled 911 and the next place the aboki saw himself was in the police cell,he was later bailed out by the madam who is now out of wedluck but by the way is still enjoying the aboki's services once in a while.

Hmm!...wahala dey oh!

My guy all join he feels blunt and he's looking for somewhere to sharpen himself I know that feeling,
my status may carry newbie but my registration date may state otherwise.

No wahala but I dey wait make you post something for this site.

Na you post am?

Teacher:Why did you laugh? Boy: I saw a strap of your bra.
Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you for a week.
**Another boy laughs**
Teacher:Why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw both straps.
Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you for a month.
**She bends down to pick a chalk and little Johnny started walking out**
Teacher: Johnny, why are you going out?
Johnny: With what I saw now, I think my school days are over!
Note:This is not my idea!

Plenty wahala Oh!