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61  Forum / Relationships & Romance / HABA ITS NOT YOUR WEDDING on: 14-06-2011 01:12 PM
I read an article on bellanaija about Folks been cordially invited to a wedding  as if they were been forced to attend and then behave badly.... the list of bad behaviors:

1. Bringing uninvited guests-as if its your wedding when its been specified strictly by invitation Roll Eyes
2. Complaints from distant relatives about not enough food,drinks- if you look closely, they have some plates underneath their tables
3. Photographers looking dirty or unkempt- then charging you extra for not so quality films Angry
4. MC making tribalistic jokes
5. Fighting over souvenirs- someone wearing 200,000 naira worth of cloth fighting over 100naira plastic cup Shocked
6. Dressing inappropriately -as if you are attending a club and not some social event Sad
7. Overfamilarity with the Bride & Groom aka Famzing-when one is not listed in the bridal train suddenly wants to show him/herself that he/she knows the bride or groom and does the job of the maid of honour
8. Negative vibes- if you don't like the couple that are wedding, why go in the first place and start talking negative things about the bride or the groom Roll Eyes
9. Caterers hording food reserved for guests-are they taking the food home after been paid for their sevices Shocked
10. Looking face b4 giving any souvenirs gifts-some do that Angry
and so on.....
Pls lets hear your own views or incidents you have witnessed Cool!
62  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Waist beads Are they traditional ? (Page 2) on: 14-06-2011 12:03 PM
make i go wear my own Cool
63  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 28 ways 2 make a gurl smile.... on: 13-06-2011 02:48 PM
Quote from: youngrashy on 13-06-2011 02:09 PM
28 WAYS T0 MAKE A Girl Smile.....

[1] tell her she is Beautiful. not hot or fine.

[2] hold her hand at ANY moment even if it is just for a second.

[3] Kiss her on the forehead.

[4] leave her voice messages to wake up to.

[5] ALWAYS tell her you love her at any & and all times.

[6] when she is upset, hold her tight & tell her how much she means to u.

[7] recognize the small things ..they usually mean the most.

[8] call her Sweetie or BABY.

[9] Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.

[10] pick her over all the OTHER girls you hang out with.

[11] write her notes.(she loves them)

[12] introduce her to family & friends as your girlfriend.

[13] play with her hair.

[14] pick her up, tickle her, & play WRESTLE with her.

[15] sit in the park & just TALK to her.

[16] tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her joke.

[17] throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because u missed
her.

[18] let her fall asleep in your arms.

[19] carve your names into a TREE.

[20] if she`s mad. Kiss her !

[21] give her piggyback rides.

[22] bring her flowers just because.

[23] treat her the same around your friends as you do when you`re alone.

[24] look her in the eyes & Smile.

[25] let her take as many pictures as she wants.

[26] SL0W DANCE with her, even if there isn't any music playing.

[27] KISS HER IN THE RAIN.

[28] if you`re in love with her tell her.

If there's no tree nko Huh?
64  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Naija abbrevations for chat on: 13-06-2011 02:32 PM
IOT Grin
65  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Advice Needed ASAP on: 13-06-2011 02:30 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on 13-06-2011 01:50 PM
Last Weekend (Friday) I went to my boooo's crib to do some cleanup, he works offshore 1wk in 3wks on board..
took his clothings and was about washing..on a normal circumstance b4 washing my clothes or any other's i do check the pockets just to see if there's anything left in it.. i started the check and in my first check from the first trouser i got 50 thousand naira from the pockets, the second trouser i got 25 thousand naira, third trouser i got 33 thousand naira, and the only shirt at the Bosom  pocket i got 5 thousand naira.. after counting it was (=N= 113,000,00) All in (1k note)One thousand naira note. was surprised why he left such amount of money and went back offshore,meanwhile he was complaining that he was broke and couldnt go to the bank to get money for some fud stuff for the house while he's away.
His Only Younger brother stays in same house, but a student, only comes back home weekend and was at home with me throughout the weekend..

Should I Keep the money and pretend as if i saw nothing(thou its not a big money) or keep the money for him?

No Insults Pls
Wait o Shocked, after all that chicken wey u and ble ble dey eat and the trainin wey I give u(to be a gud girl Grin), no do u Angry just keep that money jeje, u pass 113,000 naira Wink
66  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Is this a joke or what? (Page 6) on: 12-06-2011 06:46 PM
Na which kind joke be this? engagement ring on the internet ???abeg check ur gal if she no get fever Grin
67  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: If Its You What Will You Do (Pls Help) (Page 5) on: 11-06-2011 05:53 PM
Quote from: frayobkk on 11-06-2011 05:48 PM
Quote from: cyndi3 on 11-06-2011 05:39 PM
Quote from: frayobkk on 11-06-2011 05:32 PM
Quote from: cyndi3 on 11-06-2011 05:29 PM
I've a question:
Who did the leaving, the guy or the girl? cos its very important

if its the guy, then talk to him as man to man, am sure he won't mind, but if its the girl that left him,hmmmmm this na sensitive case, abeg o be careful

BOTH DESIDE TO CALL IT OFF BC THE RELATIONSHIP IS NOT WORKING AS THE PLAIN
It's not possible, one of them initiated the decision not both of them, try n find out Cool

I AM THE EDITOR OF THIS STORY SO U HAVE TO BELIEVE OR FORGET IT OK I HAVE JUST TELL U
HOW IT GOES WHAT ARE U ARGUING ABOUT
I thot u needed help ???Am so sorry for addin my contribution, just ignore Grin
68  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Woman claims watching 3D film made her pregnant on: 11-06-2011 05:47 PM
na mumu husband! Grin
69  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: If Its You What Will You Do (Pls Help) (Page 5) on: 11-06-2011 05:39 PM
Quote from: frayobkk on 11-06-2011 05:32 PM
Quote from: cyndi3 on 11-06-2011 05:29 PM
I've a question:
Who did the leaving, the guy or the girl? cos its very important

if its the guy, then talk to him as man to man, am sure he won't mind, but if its the girl that left him,hmmmmm this na sensitive case, abeg o be careful

BOTH DESIDE TO CALL IT OFF BC THE RELATIONSHIP IS NOT WORKING AS THE PLAIN
It's not possible, one of them initiated the decision not both of them, try n find out Cool
70  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Rapist Lanre Jason Onabowale Regains Freedom From London Prison on: 11-06-2011 05:36 PM
Na wa o, no more free drinks for me Grin
71  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: If Its You What Will You Do (Pls Help) (Page 5) on: 11-06-2011 05:29 PM
I've a question:
Who did the leaving, the guy or the girl? cos its very important

if its the guy, then talk to him as man to man, am sure he won't mind, but if its the girl that left him,hmmmmm this na sensitive case, abeg o be careful
72  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: why do gals like marking of territory? (Page 21) on: 9-06-2011 08:52 PM
Quote from: onyiis on  7-06-2011 08:36 PM
Quote from: bella100 on  6-06-2011 02:29 PM
Quote from: onyiis on  4-06-2011 01:22 PM
Quote from: bella100 on  2-06-2011 03:42 PM
passing and marking my territory with bananas Grin


and inviting monkeys to take over ?  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
No, am inviting King Kong Cool Cool

heheheeeeeeeeee !! does king kong eat bananas ?  Grin Grin Grin Grin
of course, he goes through 5-10 trees a day Grin Grin Grin
73  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: SUCKING THE Bosom PART 2! (Page 24) on: 9-06-2011 08:37 PM
Quote from: ILOVEIT on  9-06-2011 02:11 PM
peeping for any available Bosom  to suck dis afternoon..hellooooooo!!! is anybody at home?
its only the puppy at home, pls check next door Grin Grin Grin
74  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Who is the coolest and Naughtiest person on Naijapals? (Page 14) on: 9-06-2011 12:17 PM
Quote from: MissyBarbie on  7-06-2011 02:33 PM
Quote from: teeco on  7-06-2011 11:56 AM
Quote from: MissyBarbie on  7-06-2011 11:55 AM
Quote from: teeco on  7-06-2011 11:51 AM
COOLEST PERSON =======> CYNDY

I C

am i right?

Yep
Thanks Teeco, ur more than hot Wink
@Miss Barbie, thanks Kiss
75  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How Not To Get A Wife In Nigeria If You Live Abroad (Page 27) on: 9-06-2011 12:11 PM
Quote from: teeco on  8-06-2011 11:23 PM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  8-06-2011 07:22 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on  8-06-2011 07:18 PM
Quote from: teeco on  7-06-2011 05:46 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on  7-06-2011 05:40 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-06-2011 05:27 PM
flymama wetin i do naaaaaaaaaaaa
Wht is goin on wif u and teeco?


she's ma new wife

why do u wanna know Huh? Sad
bcos i don promisse bros waco i go keep an eye on her,, hmmmmm

my dear I tire o, I also told Teeco no but he won't listen :'( :'( :'(

What have i done again Huh?
wait o, u don turn to King Solo Shocked Shocked Shocked, how many u want Huh? from Diplo, to Sophie to Kebella Huh?
76  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Fake love on Naijapals (Page 11) on: 8-06-2011 08:15 PM
Quote from: Youngstoriez on  8-06-2011 08:00 PM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  8-06-2011 07:56 PM
Quote from: Youngstoriez on  8-06-2011 07:48 PM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  8-06-2011 07:34 PM
Quote from: Youngstoriez on  8-06-2011 07:32 PM
am i among??....

I thot Xena has targeted u already Huh?
xena is wasting plenty time oo!!..xena is not bad at all nd she's wastin time..so replce her nd target me na!! Grin

ok, let me have ur C.V Grin Grin Grin(I need my brother Teeco to investigate u)
  Shocked Shocked Shocked...investigate ke??.....Love get police investigator ma...i no do again!!!

na only police dey investigate Huh? so na fake love u wan do for my side Grin Grin Grin
77  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Fake love on Naijapals (Page 11) on: 8-06-2011 07:56 PM
Quote from: Youngstoriez on  8-06-2011 07:48 PM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  8-06-2011 07:34 PM
Quote from: Youngstoriez on  8-06-2011 07:32 PM
am i among??....
I thot Xena has targeted u already Huh?
xena is wasting plenty time oo!!..xena is not bad at all nd she's wastin time..so replce her nd target me na!! Grin
ok, let me have ur C.V Grin Grin Grin(I need my brother Teeco to investigate u)
78  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Do Handsome Guys Cheat More? (Page 22) on: 8-06-2011 07:45 PM
Quote from: teeco on  8-06-2011 07:18 PM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  8-06-2011 07:05 PM
Quote from: teeco on  8-06-2011 05:28 PM
Quote from: 50scent on  8-06-2011 04:10 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

weytin make you open this brown teeth Shocked
this topic still dey here Shocked

E Expiry date don nak? 
after 23 pages of comments, e no do u Huh?
79  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How Not To Get A Wife In Nigeria If You Live Abroad (Page 27) on: 8-06-2011 07:43 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on  8-06-2011 07:23 PM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  8-06-2011 07:22 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on  8-06-2011 07:18 PM
Quote from: teeco on  7-06-2011 05:46 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on  7-06-2011 05:40 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-06-2011 05:27 PM
flymama wetin i do naaaaaaaaaaaa
Wht is goin on wif u and teeco?


she's ma new wife

why do u wanna know Huh? Sad
bcos i don promisse bros waco i go keep an eye on her,, hmmmmm

my dear I tire o, I also told Teeco no but he won't listen :'( :'( :'(
no mind my brother Sad
Teeco dey com corrupt dis place small small,, afta he go disapear again

80  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Lady Complains About Men And Their Indecent Dressing on: 8-06-2011 07:42 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on  8-06-2011 07:36 PM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  8-06-2011 07:33 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on  8-06-2011 07:29 PM
Grin Grin Grin Cyndi last time i go visit one friend, com open door in boxers
as we dey go sidan he offer me drink, while askin hin dey grab his 2 bags of wata dey shake am up and dan
i no need drinks again  Cheesy Cheesy as he go sidan, him dey open leg as if na ashawo, i don see d full picture b dat  Grin Grin Grin

your eye no pain u Huh?
my dear, my own be say I begin laugh infront of my friend, she dey ask me wetin happen, I tell am say I for nearly kiss fly(na lie o, I no wan tell am say her guy two sacks dey show) thank God say the guy go change after the show Grin Grin Grin
Grin Grin Grin Grin na gud tin u no tell am mayb u go see d mamba too dat nite

as the guy black so, no thanks Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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