the only good thing she go do for you is to help an artist design your obituary picture  cos your latest pix then will be scary.lolz

no b for guys alone, na we we ooo. lets balance it abeg.

Thanks bro, noted!!! u na too harsh for this forum oo....lolz

E fit b true bros bt Na d English Punctuation review we dey do now.lolz

Please guys display of pornography is allowed in this forum, its meant for JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
THANK YOU ALL.
God bless u all.

An English Professor wrote the words “A woman without her man is nothing” on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
 
All the males in the class wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing”

All the females in the class wrote: “A woman, without her, man is nothing”
 
Now who is correct???

Take a look at the poor guy,he will  soon give His ghost.lolz

How to keep a woman happy.... Priceless!

 
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
 
 
 
etc... God!
 

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

 
 
 1. Leave him alone
 

the principal will sack the NYSC girl and then anounce it to foolish students- ' i have sacked your teacher' and they will respond 'sack','sacker' and 'sackest'.The only solution to this is to find another teacher that will remove the 'ER' and 'EST' in another comparative and superlative class.So they can start the class afresh

The only thing neighbour can do in this case is to build a sign post infront of their building with this on it=========== 'NO VISITOR PLEASE, FACTORY IS DAMN BUSY NOW!!!''

 i just believe tagging will help him.Tagging everytin, even voice in some instructions too...which will warrant them wearing earphones and googles.Infact na house go be factory....lolz

Even HE might tag them sef  a. First bottle == GULDER b. Secone bottle == GUINESS
lastly c. Canned WATER.

Is their time bros, may be when u get to their age u fit forget your bed sef dey sleep for ground.

An 80-year-old-couple are having problems remembering things, so
they decide to see their doctor to find out if anything is wrong
with them.

They see the doctor and explain the memory problems they've been
having. After a check-up, the doctor tells them that they are
physically fine but might want to start writing things down to
help them remember things. They thank the doctor and leave.

Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his
chair.

"Where are you going?" asks his wife.

"To the kitchen," he replies.

"Will you get me a PLATE OF RICE?" she asks.

"Sure," he says.

She says, "Maybe you should write it down so you'll remember."

"I'll remember," he says

"Well, I'd also like some FRESH FISH on top," she says. "You
had better write that down cause I know you'll forget."

"I can remember that," he says, as he begins to lose his
patience. "You want a PLATE OF RICE AND FRESH FISH."

"I'd also like some DODO on top," she adds, "I know you'll
forget that, so you'd better write it down."

Hopping mad he says, "I don't need to write that down! I'll
remember just fine." He fumes into the kitchen to get the food.

After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her
a plate of YAM. She stares at the plate for a moment
and says,

"You forgot my EGG."

Am quoting the last writer, we have to face the truth my people.We are in the wrong paths lets all of us return to the right norms.Plssssssss 60yrs frm now we all will be vry old by then with our family around us whatever you take now will affect it.Think abt it

sincerely speaking,i trust no one...if i demands for sex and she said..bla bla bla she does not want sex in the relationship,i won't believe her.Because she probably getting it from somewhere.
i understood that relationship is not all about sex but sex is one of the  elements that makes the relationship growing.

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When u obey the right rules governing it. Dont have it outside marriage BROTHER, its wrong thats wat the scriptures says.

Research is necessary like one of d writers says..there might be alot to it.He might b a principled man or a good christrain that love to keep God's word. We are not perfect bt i must say that is the right thing to do bt let ur loved one/girlfriend b aware and stay with u too.

The people of this world has prepare to destroy souls instead of enjoying sports.
Let the Christains too rise to the challenge and save this souls.
They must remember that 'Our body is the temple of the holy spirit' and everyone must give account of the usage.
Not just about the diseases they will contact from sex.

LET US REPENT OOOO

Please this name is not any kind of name, It was given from above.The first commandment of our Supreme God says - Thou shall not call God's name in vain.please lets be guided. Jesus is God and He made all of us.