An 80-year-old-couple are having problems remembering things, so they decide to see their doctor to find out if anything is wrong with them.
They see the doctor and explain the memory problems they've been having. After a check-up, the doctor tells them that they are physically fine but might want to start writing things down to help them remember things. They thank the doctor and leave.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
"Where are you going?" asks his wife.
"To the kitchen," he replies.
"Will you get me a PLATE OF RICE?" she asks.
"Sure," he says.
She says, "Maybe you should write it down so you'll remember."
"I'll remember," he says
"Well, I'd also like some FRESH FISH on top," she says. "You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget."
"I can remember that," he says, as he begins to lose his patience. "You want a PLATE OF RICE AND FRESH FISH."
"I'd also like some DODO on top," she adds, "I know you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down."
Hopping mad he says, "I don't need to write that down! I'll remember just fine." He fumes into the kitchen to get the food.
After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her a plate of YAM. She stares at the plate for a moment and says,
"You forgot my EGG."
Posted: at 19-07-2010 07:25 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
hahaa ! so the woman also forgot what she ordered ?
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 19-07-2010 10:01 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 19-07-2010 10:58 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
They shuld go n die... wat are they still doing on earth?
HMm maybe u go and kill them
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:13 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Is their time bros, may be when u get to their age u fit forget your bed sef dey sleep for ground.
heheheee !!!! or begin to drink his urine as beer
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:28 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:43 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:47 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
saintscroll at 20-07-2010 11:55 AM (14 years ago) (m)
i just believe tagging will help him.Tagging everytin, even voice in some instructions too...which will warrant them wearing earphones and googles.Infact na house go be factory....lolz
Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:55 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:57 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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