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1  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Gamate donation , will you ? on: 25-02-2011 02:12 PM
Quote from: onyiis on 18-02-2011 11:02 AM
There was this story where a man donated his sperm for his impotent brother because they wanted the children to have a family resemblance .

Pals will you donate "egg" or "sperm" to your relation ?

If they ask, I will.
2  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Meet The World's Biggest Family. on: 25-02-2011 02:06 PM
Quote from: Ataguba on 22-02-2011 04:39 PM
    * Ziona Chana lives with all of them in a 100-room mansion
    * His wives take it in turns to share his bed
    * It takes 30 whole chickens just to make dinner

He is head of the world's biggest family - and says he is 'blessed'  to have his 39 wives.

Very Wrong. Very Very Very wrong. my malam brother for north have more. 80 yariyas, 500 fikins.
where u come from self Ataguba
3  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: A Controversial Article On 9ice (Nigerian Artist) on: 11-11-2010 12:03 PM
Really am not surprised at all the way 9ice turned out. Have you guys 4gotten one of his tracks photocopy is not easy.
remember the accusation from one of his friend who said 9ice stole his tracks that he is the original owner of the Gongo
Aso Album. That shows that He th guy was saying the truth. if 9ice was really original his album won suck now at least
one track will make sense.
it goes to show he PHOTOCOPIED another mans job and took the glory. Am disappointed in him.
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Free Food on: 5-11-2010 06:14 PM
wetin concern us if u hear am 100 times
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The Different between Man and Woman on: 5-11-2010 10:41 AM
you for tell us to come to class with our note books, it for better than these long note
mr. teasher
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ANOTHER HOLE on: 5-11-2010 10:26 AM
the boy mumu square
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Good and Bad News on: 5-11-2010 10:19 AM
nice one there
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Free Food on: 5-11-2010 10:13 AM
Bros you understand naa, we no dey carry last. nice one tho
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Cameroon Blacklists T. B. Joshua on: 5-10-2010 04:39 PM
I remember those days when u pass by this church, you will see so many shoes and sandals outside
that belong to members who are inside. i use to joke with my friend if thieves come here and pack all
these shoes the will get rich with how much they will realise from the sale.
all of a sudden there was a transformation and they now wear shoes inside and he began to dress neat.
ok oo, one thing i know there is a God in heaven who will judge us all. May i not be found wantting.
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Indefinitely ( Mass Laughter ) +18 on: 30-09-2010 03:58 PM
he was in-definitely in side and d teacher was not 
11  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: VOICE MAIL on: 30-09-2010 03:44 PM
Quote from: sharleon on 18-09-2010 10:47 PM
Ogbonaya, Talk true...cos I sure say na you do this thing so. Nice one ....lol.
trust your guy, i fit do am sha but********
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / IT'S JUST OMO on: 24-09-2010 02:45 PM
A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in
Love with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not
Like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes
For a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two
Lovers but could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in
A local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will
Allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you love each other
Truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was
Dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the
Other
Side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died
On the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that
She recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very
Next day because he died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an
Old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the
Guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother
Ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.
Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in
Fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash
The
Clothes which have blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had
The same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady
Gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something
Terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the
Stains,
And the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home,
Someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old
Lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue box, which
Shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?"
The old lady replied...
13  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: somtin to mak u laf on: 16-09-2010 07:50 PM
where is Steve now? lkwm
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / VOICE MAIL on: 16-09-2010 07:42 PM
A guy met a babe couple of weeks back.they get real close by callin each other regurlarly.
One day the Lady calls d guy durin extra cool and the following conversation ensued
*Phone Rings*
GUY: Hello darling
BABE: How are you doing?
GUY: Im FIne and you?
BABE: Not very well
GUY: Whats the problem?
BABE: Pls Honey I need 20,000Naira for shopping
GUY: ehn
BABE:i said i nd 20,000
GUY: This is a voicemail Service

Press 1 to end the call
Press 2 to leave a message behind
BABE:Hello,Ben hello
GUY: I repeat this is a voicemail service
Press 1 to end the call
Press 2 to leave a message behind. . ..
15  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: EMBARASSING MOMENT EVER XPERIENCED on: 16-09-2010 04:28 PM
that day i wished the ground will open to swallow me. Then i was in SS2, had a date with this girl and on my way to her place trust Ago roads those days and i was driving VW car( Volkswagen) when i parked she was there with her friends and with my well washed and ironed cloth i jumped down proudly walked up to her only for her to tell me sorry i dont go out in this kind of car
16  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Men and Boobs! on: 16-09-2010 04:17 PM
Quote from: jukkiebukwes on 16-09-2010 03:15 PM
OMG, so its now called feeding bottle! chai, this thing don suffer
u wan tell me u didn't know. ok o make believe with fear
17  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: segxwal FANTASIES: WHAT ARE THEIR HIDDEN MEANINGS? on: 16-09-2010 04:10 PM
Quote from: superdiva on 15-09-2010 10:35 PM
this is why the whites are more advanced than we africans. she said with your partner. you can't go carrying out any guy's segxwal fantasies. its most suitable for married couples, it spices up the sex life and love life. there have to be a great deal of understanding between you and your partner.
did u understand the question western lady, "Will you participate in a threesome to satisfy your partner's segxwal fantasy?" she mean ur partner and some other person.meaning u alone and 2 of the opposite sex.
18  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: MY MOJO FRIEND on: 16-09-2010 04:09 PM
try more if possible get him one pay as you go phone for his sim card
19  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: why single lady's unhappy at 30s---upward on: 16-09-2010 03:58 PM
Quote from: gimac on 27-11-2009 09:13 AM
at age of 30s upward woman are unhappy ...why still single must be so
some are due to uncertainty of what the future holds for them
20  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can woman drink more than men? on: 16-09-2010 03:57 PM
Quote from: aliaaz on 30-08-2010 04:39 AM
Can woman drink more than men?
na today nyash dey back? if u never see coome make i show u some one wey i know
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