Indefinitely ( Mass Laughter ) +18

Date: 29-09-2010 5:21 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ayodele Salako
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- at 29-09-2010 05:21 PM (14 years ago)
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A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word 'indefinitely' in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class.

But the teacher knows he's a trouble maker and that he doesn't know the answer, so she calls on Jim.

Jim replies, "Due to the weather, school was canceled indefinitely."

"Good" the teacher replies. "What about you Jenny?"

Jenny says, "Since the bus broke down, transportation has been stopped indefinitely."

The teacher then says that the sentence was too much like the other one, and asks if anyone can use it in a different way. So there's Little Johnny waving his hand again. And the teacher thinks... (Maybe he really does know the answer), so she calls on him. Johnny stands up and says,

"As I felt my balls slap against her ass, I knew that I was in-definitely!


Posted: at 29-09-2010 05:21 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- federico at 29-09-2010 05:46 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahaha..dis joke is in-definitely funny
Posted: at 29-09-2010 05:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- latmon at 29-09-2010 10:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Grin

 Grin so wat was d teacher's reply?
Posted: at 29-09-2010 10:03 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 30-09-2010 01:42 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: latmon on 29-09-2010 10:03 PM
Grin

 Grin so wat was d teacher's reply?
johnny u are in-definatly correct
Posted: at 30-09-2010 01:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 30-09-2010 08:03 AM (14 years ago)
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bluetooth u are indefinitely crazy
funny

Posted: at 30-09-2010 08:03 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 30-09-2010 02:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 30-09-2010 08:03 AM
bluetooth u are indefinitely crazy
funny
sophie my in definitely baby
Posted: at 30-09-2010 02:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 30-09-2010 02:45 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 30-09-2010 02:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ORAXGEORGE at 30-09-2010 03:58 PM (14 years ago)
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he was in-definitely in side and d teacher was not 
Posted: at 30-09-2010 03:58 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 30-09-2010 06:56 PM (14 years ago)
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I indefinitely cant stop laughing... indefinitely thumbs up for you o jere
Posted: at 30-09-2010 06:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- UncleSchu at 30-09-2010 08:02 PM (14 years ago)
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revi
ew your jokes please
Posted: at 30-09-2010 08:02 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 30-09-2010 08:20 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one poster
Posted: at 30-09-2010 08:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 1-10-2010 12:27 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 1-10-2010 12:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- janej at 1-10-2010 03:04 PM (14 years ago)
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that was indefinitely funny
Posted: at 1-10-2010 03:04 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Moshaden4real at 1-10-2010 04:11 PM (14 years ago)
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@poster you are in-definitely funny
thumb up Grin Grin Grin Grin Wink Smiley
 
Posted: at 1-10-2010 04:11 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 2-10-2010 02:10 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: janej on  1-10-2010 03:04 PM
that was indefinitely funny
poster this top of urs is indefinatly transparent...i can see....
Posted: at 2-10-2010 02:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Moshaden4real at 2-10-2010 12:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  2-10-2010 02:10 AM
Quote from: janej on  1-10-2010 03:04 PM
that was indefinitely funny
poster this top of urs is indefinatly transparent...i can see....
you can see what?
Posted: at 2-10-2010 12:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Don-ziggy at 2-10-2010 02:43 PM (14 years ago)
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dis joke is indefinatly  correct
Posted: at 2-10-2010 02:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 3-10-2010 01:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Joke of d season

Posted: at 3-10-2010 01:00 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 3-10-2010 05:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ORAXGEORGE on 30-09-2010 03:58 PM
he was in-definitely in side and d teacher was not 

ORAXGEORGE u r in-definitely Osama-bin-ladin junior
Posted: at 3-10-2010 05:19 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sweetrae at 3-10-2010 08:35 PM (14 years ago)
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buhahahahahahahahaha...
Posted: at 3-10-2010 08:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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