Free Food

Date: 05-11-2010 10:02 am (14 years ago) | Author: Baruda
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- at 5-11-2010 10:02 AM (14 years ago)
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There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.

However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan.

The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave.

Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go.

Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Guinness. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him.

"Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so, " Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically,

"OGA Ha !!! I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM.  Abeg Just GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"

Posted: at 5-11-2010 10:02 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- omotoyosolabisi at 5-11-2010 10:04 AM (14 years ago)
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josiahlawson, welcome
Posted: at 5-11-2010 10:04 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Goldpearl at 5-11-2010 10:09 AM (14 years ago)
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lol! smart nigerian..tis wat i'dcall it
Posted: at 5-11-2010 10:09 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- ORAXGEORGE at 5-11-2010 10:13 AM (14 years ago)
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Bros you understand naa, we no dey carry last. nice one tho
Posted: at 5-11-2010 10:13 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- josiahlawson at 5-11-2010 10:19 AM (14 years ago)
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omotoyosolabisi

thanks dear you are my strength here........ make other no jealous OOO....

better thing Good
Posted: at 5-11-2010 10:19 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blazingdiamond at 5-11-2010 10:25 AM (14 years ago)
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lol nyc 1
Posted: at 5-11-2010 10:25 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 5-11-2010 03:51 PM (14 years ago)
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gud one

Posted: at 5-11-2010 03:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 5-11-2010 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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gud one

Posted: at 5-11-2010 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 5-11-2010 03:56 PM (14 years ago)
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correct guy Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2010 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 5-11-2010 04:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: josiahlawson on  5-11-2010 10:02 AM
There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.

However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan.

The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave.

Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go.

Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Guinness. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him.

"Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so, " Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically,

"OGA Ha !!! I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM.  Abeg Just GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"

hehehhehe
he no make payment self but want change
 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2010 04:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 5-11-2010 04:09 PM (14 years ago)
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E no sweet me, i don hearam before.
Posted: at 5-11-2010 04:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 5-11-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on  5-11-2010 04:09 PM
E no sweet me, i don hearam before.
who ask u dat one

Posted: at 5-11-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 5-11-2010 04:56 PM (14 years ago)
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i tire 4 the guy self

Posted: at 5-11-2010 04:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ORAXGEORGE at 5-11-2010 06:14 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin concern us if u hear am 100 times
Posted: at 5-11-2010 06:14 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 5-11-2010 06:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Good joke.........i think dis remix swet pass d one wey dem post here b4

Posted: at 5-11-2010 06:48 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 5-11-2010 06:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  5-11-2010 06:48 PM
Good joke.........i think dis remix swet pass d one wey dem post here b4
yap...  Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2010 06:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 5-11-2010 08:09 PM (14 years ago)
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well ok.
i trust weselves
nofin do us
lol

Posted: at 5-11-2010 08:09 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 6-11-2010 07:38 AM (14 years ago)
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WE NO DEY CARRY LAST!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 6-11-2010 07:38 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 6-11-2010 08:58 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmajenic1 on  6-11-2010 07:38 AM
WE NO DEY CARRY LAST!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked
in what

Posted: at 6-11-2010 08:58 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- akamelumichael at 6-11-2010 09:20 AM (14 years ago)
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Na Naija criminal tendency be dat!
Posted: at 6-11-2010 09:20 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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