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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Why The Igbos Are Not Allowed To Share Lagos State With Yorubas- Femi Fani Kayod (Page 5) |
on: 9-08-2013 02:45 AM
| Hey STFU if you don't have anything to say, in United States, residents don't relocate to another States because they cant afford the living in the state, people relocate to a city with higher job creation....so if people are moving from NY to MD, that means MD create more jobs.....USA structure their system in a way that every city will have a pay rate equivalent to their standard of living and no one can relocate to MD from NY cos it cant afford to live in NY instead will file for benefits OK...if u live in a state for one year and obtain their state ID or drivers license, u are automatically qualified for any benefit in the state because u living and consuming commodity in the state helps build the city....don't forget many Igbos have houses in Lagos that the they worked hard for..
. US system of government and of Nigeria is not the same. So before go further think about that first | | | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: vote 4 ur best NEWSPOSTER on naijapal |
on: 3-07-2013 02:18 AM
| | The fact is this i do got some important news here on Naijapals.com But if i may advise those moderators need to verify some news before posting then in the front page.
This is not newspaper website so we must expect fake news like we always get here on Naijapals.com .
So i think is a heard time we upgrade and mind the stories and news we bring to the frond page . Thanks.
As for best i still know one NAMITALKAM he is my guy and he is doing a good job here codus to u my guy | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The Pharmasist’s Daughter |
on: 11-05-2013 04:34 AM
| | A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”
The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.” | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The Newly Married Couple |
on: 11-05-2013 04:25 AM
| | A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?” A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?”
He says: “What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?” Another few days go by, and it’s raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?” He says, “What do I look like, Bob Vila?” The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. “Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them,” she says. “Great! How much is that going to cost me?” he snarls. Wife says: “Nothing. He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him.” “Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?” asks the husband. “What do I look like,” she says, “Betty Crocker?” | | | | |
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Forum / The Buzz Central / 2Face You are wicked |
on: 27-03-2013 07:45 AM
| | “I never knew or comprehend that Mr 2face Innocent Idibia had this spirit of Wickedness in him. We have been encouraging him even he was nothing till now that he felt that he has arrived.
2Face, We all bought every CD you has ever played, paid for all the shows your attended, devout our time to listen to all your songs, even when the songs may not meet out expectations, as an encouragement we continued to listen to them.
Yet you didn’t show us appreciation. 2Face, Let me ask you a question. How many Arabs has bought your CDs or listen to your any of your songs? Annie Macaulay’s Parents are not Arabs as to say your choose Arabland because of proximity to her Parents.
With your spirit of wickedness, you carry your wedding to Dubai so that Nigerian fans will not eat rice or cake or drink your mineral or even our local beer. You know for sure that most of your fans can’t afford the ticket to Dubai.
You denied your fans who bought and paid for your CDs and Shows the generational opportunity to see a glimpse of your wedding, because your are sure that WE fans are not important, Nigeria is not good enough to host a Celebrity Wedding.
Tomorrow your friends and colleagues in the entertainment Industry who are Naturally Copy-cats will join the trend of wasting our Foreign Exchange in countries that see Nigerians as no body.
Well, let me tell you, get ready to sell your next album in Dubai, perform all your new shows in Arab, with new found Arab fans, as For me, I will not buy or patronise your Music ever, again.
Though it is certain that you are so wicked to us, but we will only forgive you on two condition:-
1] Apologise to Nigerian for refusing to create History in Our Land.
2] You Must take up a Campaign to your copy-cat friends and Colleagues in the entertainment industry to learn how to Appreciate, patronise Nigeria and Thinking Nigeria, First. – Amina Umar
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