kind kind ways to die!!!!

TRUE TALK!!!! i HAVE EXPERIENCE OF AN OLDER MAN GOING TO GOSSIP EVEN TO YOUNGER GIRLS WHO ARE YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE HIS DAUGHTERS!!!!!!
wat a world!!!!!
Married man going to gossip other women outside then ask them not to LET HIS WIFE KNOW
SOME MEN ARE VERY USELESS SHAAA NOWADAYS
WHEN SUCH AN OLD MAN FAILS TO RESPECT HIMSELF THE WAY I CAN INSULT HIM EH!!!!
LOKAL CHILDISH ADULTS!!!!

u this foolish girl!!! who tell u say africans deh die from dissapointment?u know hw many people dem disaapoint before u and after u to come?yeye girl,u never eat fine food or drink good drink dats why u have the audacity to try such a coward act even.u think have pity for ure poor parents who waste so much time and money to train u to such a level dat u just get up and waste!!!! we are not the owner of our destiny!!!God owns ure destiny so all those planning to hang wuna hang well well since africans want to become oyibo pple who kill theirself if they miss their bus or if their dog dies!!!!!!!! rubbish AFRICANS A BORN SURVIVORS IF HUNGER AND POVERTY NOH KILL US NOTHING CAN KILL US GOD BE OUR HELPER

ANCIENT OF DAYS,LILY OF THE VALLEY,LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH,Rock of Ages,THE BRIGHT EN MORNING STAR,JEHOVA ADDONAI,ETA MANDEM(kenyang language of cameroon)OKORO O BASI(ejagham language) THE UNSHAKABLE SHAKER,De door opener,Shilo,THE BEGINNING EN THE END,GOD OF ISAAC?MESHAAK EN ABENEGO,lord of lords,kings of kings,Jehova Mireh,Igwe,

Sex, age and timingAn elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examinations on the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man,

"You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

"In fact, I do," said the man. "After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."

"This is very interesting," replied the doctor. "Let me do some research and get back to you." After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions nor concerns.

The doctor then asked, "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that old buzzard!" she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December!"

Old Man and the CondomOne day this old man was about to have sex with an eighteen year old girl, who he did not know. The old man began to put on his condom when the young girl asked him why is he putting one on.

She said "you don't have to worry about getting me pregnant because you are too old and you don't have to worry about catching anything because you are going to die pretty soon anyway".

The old man continued to put on his condom he then looked up at the girl and said, "young girl the reason I am putting on this condom isn't because I am afraid of getting you pregnant or catching anything. I just like the scent of burning rubber."

Chameleons
Madagascar is the home of the worlds largest as well as the smallest chameleons! Almost half of the world’s chameleon species live on the island of Madagascar.

 
Highest Point
Would you like to be on top of Africa and see all its beauty displayed before your eyes? Then you need to know that the highest point on the continent is the perpetually snowcapped Mount Kilimanjaro - Uhuru Point - (5, 5.963 m/19,340 ft) in Tanzania .

 
HOPE U ENJOYED THESE AFRICAN FACTS

Smallest Country
Did you know that the smallest African country is the Seychelles covering an area of 453 sq km? But Gambia is the smallest of the mainland African states, covering an area of 11,300 sq km (4,363 sq mi).

 
Largest Lake
Did you know the largest lake in Africa? Lake Victoria is the largest lake in Africa and is the world's second-largest freshwater lake - covering an area of 69,490 sq km (26,830 sq mi) and lies 1,130 m (3,720 ft) above sea level. Its greatest known depth is 82 m (270 ft).


 
Windmills
Did you know there are about 280 000 windmills on farms across South Africa, second in number only to Australia?

 
The Great Africa Rift Valley
The Rift Valley extends more than 4,830 km (3,000 mi) from Syria in south-western Asia to Mozambique in south-eastern Africa!

 
Namibia - Fish River Canyon
The Fish River canyon is the second largest canyon in the world.

 
One nation, one language
Somalia is the only country in the world where all the citizens speak one language, Somali.

 
Southernmost tip
Southernmost tip is Cape Agulhas in South Africa


 
Largest City
Do you have any idea what is tha african largest city? Egypt's capital city, Cairo, is the largest city in Africa with an estimated 9.2 million population


 
Ancient Egyptians
The ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.

 
Languages
More than 1,000 different languages are spoken in Africa

 

Beer
Apart from Muslim nations, Ghana has the lowest per capita consumption of beer in Africa, yet its brewery industry is one of the most competitive

 
Longest River
The River Nile drains north-eastern Africa, and, at 6,650 km (4,132 miles), is the longest river in Africa and in the world. It is formed from the Blue Nile, which originates at Lake Tana in Ethiopia, and the White Nile, which originates at Lake Victoria.

 
Most Populated Country
With a population of more than 113 million, Nigeria is easily the most populated country in Africa and the 10th most populous country in the world.


 
Nile Crocodiles
The Nile crocodile is the planet's largest living reptile - growing to an average length of 5 m.

 
Lake Malawi
Lake Malawi contains the largest number of fish species of any lake in the world, probably over 500 from ten families!
Particularly noteworthy are the Cichlidae, of which all but five of over 400 species are endemic to Lake Malawi. The lake contains 30% of all known cichlid species. Of particular interest is the 'mbuna' rock fish.

 
African Elephants
The African elephant is the largest living land mammal.

 
Gorillas
The Gorilla is the largest of the living primates, male gorillas weight up to 200kg, yet are shy and retiring.

 
Lowest Point
The lowest is Lake Asal (153 m/502 ft below sea level) in Djibouti. Don't look down on people out there!!

 
Berbers
The Berbers of North Africa have no written form of their language.

 
Weddings
Did you know that in Africa it is almost imposible to hold a small wedding? The idea of a private wedding is unknown and is greatly frowned upon. Friends and relatives expect to be invited to a wedding and to play a role in the ceremony.

 

The Sahara Desert
The Sahara Desert alone is expanding southwards at an average of 0.8 km (½ mile) a month.

 
Giraffes
Did you know that the tongue of a giraffe can be as long as 45 cm?


 
Thirsty like an elephant
Did you know elephants drink up to 160 liters of water per day.

 
As tall as a giraffe
Did you know that giraffes are 6 ft tall when they are born?

 
Diamonds
The world's largest diamond was the Cullinan, found in South Africa in 1905. It weighed 3,106.75 carats uncut. It was cut into the Great Star of Africa, weighing 530.2 carats, the Lesser Star of Africa, which weighs 317.40 carats, and 104 other diamonds of nearly flawless colour and clarity. They now form part of the British crown jewels.

 
Seals
The largest seal colony in the southern hemisphere is a Cape Cross in Namibia.


 
Namib Desert
The Namib is the world's oldest desert, and the only desert in Africa inhabited by elephant, rhino, giraffe and lion.

 
Elephants
An elephant can weigh up to 6-7 tons and has no natural enemies for he is not a predator and there is none large enough to challenge him.


 
Deepest Lake
Lake Tanganyika is the deepest lake in Africa reaching at its greatest depth is 1,436 m (4,710 ft), making it the second deepest freshwater lake in the world after Lake Baikal.

 
Beetles
The world's largest and heaviest beetle, the Goliath Beetle is found in tropical Africa. It can reach a length of 5 inches and weigh up to ¼ lb

 

Fish
The only place where shools of fresh water sardines are found is in Lake Tanganyika.

 
Butterfly
Having a wingspan of only ½", the smallest butterfly is in the world is found in South Africa. It is know as the Dwarf Blue Butterfly.

 
Frogs
Did you know that the world's biggest frog is found in Cameroon? Named the goliath frog, their body can be one-foot long.

 
Northernmost tip
Northernmost tip is Cape Blanc (Ra's al Abyad;) in Tunisia

 
The elephant's hand
An African elephant possesses such "manual" dexterity in his/her trunk tip that he/she can actually turn the pages of a book with it.

 
Fastest land animals
Four of the five fastest land animals live in Africa - the cheetah (70 mph), wildebeest, lion, and Thomson's gazelle (all about 50 mph).

 
Largest Country
Did you know that Sudan, a republic in north-eastern Africa, is the largest country of the African continent? Sudan has a total area of 2,505,800 sq km (967,490 sq mi).

 
Size of Africa
Africa, second-largest of the Earth's seven continents - covering about 30,330,000 sq km (11,699,000 sq mi), which makes up about 22 per cent of the world's total land area.

 
Penguins
South Africa has a penguin colony, which thrives thanks to the cold Antarctic currents on the west coast near the Cape.

 
Cheetahs
The cheetah is the fastest land animal at 95 km/h (60mph).

 

 Baby Sipho
 

Young Sipho goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking.
He puts his hands in the flour and covers his head with it.

He says: "Eish mama, Ima white boy!"

His mother slaps him hard on the face and says, "Sipho, go show your
dad what you've done!!"

So he does, and his dad slaps him too. His granny happens to be right
next to his dad and she also slaps him vehemently in disgust.

Then Sipho's mom says, "And did you learn something from all this?"

Little Sipho shakes his head, crying and says, "I did. I've only been
a white boy for 5 minutes and I'm already shit scared of you blacks!"

Complaining Customer
 
   
Meraai had been an airline agent for quite some time, and never had she come across a client like the one she had encountered on that particular day.
The customer was really hassling Meraai at the ticket counter, yelling, complaining about everything under the sun and using foul language.
However, Meraai was polite, pleasant and smiled while the customer continued to abuse her.

When the man finally left, the next person in line asked Meraai,
-* "Sorry, but does that happen often? I can´t believe how nice you were to him."
Meraai smiled and said,
-* "Ag, No problem, I took care of it. He´s going to Gatwick - London. His bags are going to Bangkok."
 

 
 

despite that covering body
all those arabs are the most promiscous pple chai
their men will go for anything that is moving
and their women are wearing those things but they have sex with many men en here there are even arab prostiutes
who go an stand on the red lights.then shocking of all arab young girls who are unmarried get sex only thru their anus because they are expected to stay virgins till marriage whom are they fooling now?their selfs or God?

u will know no peace all ure life,young boys and gilrs always want to show off see wat it led u too
u are not the only one many of u guys out there do very funny things inorder to meet up,only ure face frightens me even u look like bad luck.