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A lady goes to her priest one day and
tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I
have two female parrots, but they only
know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest
inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you
want to have some fun?'"
"That's obscene" the priest exclaimed,
then he thought for a moment. "You
know," he said, "I may have a solution
to your problem. I have two male
talking parrots that I have taught to
pray and read the bible. Bring your two
parrots over to my house, and we'll put
them in the cage with Francis and
Jacob. My parrots can teach your
parrots to praise and worship, and your
parrots are sure to stop saying...that
phrase...in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded,
"this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female
parrots to the priest's house. As he
ushered her in, she saw that his two
male parrots were inside their cage,
holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and
placed her parrots in with them. After a
few minutes, the female parrots cried
out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do
you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Finally, one
male parrot looked over at the other
male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the
beads away, Francis, our prayers have
been answered!"

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to
breed them for ham and bacon. After
several weeks, he notices that none of
the pigs are getting pregnant, and calls
a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer
that he should try artificial
insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest
idea what this means but, not wanting
to display his ignorance, he only asks
the vet how he will know when the
pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him
that when pregnant, they will stop
standing around and will, instead, lay
down and wallow in the mud. The
farmer hangs up and gives it some
thought. He comes to the conclusion
that artificial insemination means he
has to impregnate the pigs.
So, he loads the pigs into his truck,
drives them out into the woods, has
sex with them all, brings them back
and goes to bed. Next morning, he
wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing
that they are all still standing around,
he concludes that the first try didn't
take, and loads them in the truck again.
He drives them out to the woods,
banged each pig twice for good
measure, brings them back and goes to
bed.
Next morning, he wakes to find the
pigs still standing around. One more
try, he tells himself, and proceeds to
load them up and drive them out to
the woods. He spends all day shagging
the pigs, and, upon returning home,
falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he was woken up
by his wife shaking him and saying
"Wake up Dear, the pigs are acting
strangely!". "What do you mean?" he
asked excitedly, "Are they wallowing
in the mud?" "No, " she says, "they're
all in the truck and one of them is
honking the horn."

A blonde goes into a world wide
message center to send a message to
her mother in Poland. When the man
tells her it will be $300 she exclaims, "I
don't have any money. But I would do
anything to get a message to my
mother in Poland."
To that the man asks, "Anything?" And
the blonde says "Yes...anything!" With
that, the man says "Follow me." He
walks into the next room and tells her,
"Come in and close the door." She does.
He then says, "Get on your knees." She
does.
He then says, "Take down my zipper."
She does.
He then says, "Go ahead... Take it out."
With that, she takes it out and takes
hold of it with both hands.
The man then says, "Well. Go ahead!"
She brings her mouth closer to it, and
while holding it close to her lips she
says, "Hello? Mom?"

A blonde goes into a world wide
message center to send a message to
her mother in Poland. When the man
tells her it will be $300 she exclaims, "I
don't have any money. But I would do
anything to get a message to my
mother in Poland."
To that the man asks, "Anything?" And
the blonde says "Yes...anything!" With
that, the man says "Follow me." He
walks into the next room and tells her,
"Come in and close the door." She does.
He then says, "Get on your knees." She
does.
He then says, "Take down my zipper."
She does.
He then says, "Go ahead... Take it out."
With that, she takes it out and takes
hold of it with both hands.
The man then says, "Well. Go ahead!"
She brings her mouth closer to it, and
while holding it close to her lips she
says, "Hello? Mom?"

Two blondes were flying to Miami
from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into
the flight, the Captain announced, 'One
of the engines has failed and the flight
will be an hour longer. But don't worry,
we have three engines left.'
Thirty minutes later, the Captain
announced, 'One more engine has
failed and the flight will be two hours
longer. But don't worry, we have two
engines left.' An hour later the Captain
announced, 'One more engine has
failed and the flight will be three
hours longer. But don't worry we have
one engine left.'
One blonde looked at the other the
other blonde and said, 'If we lose one
more engine, we'll be up here all day.'

A blonde went to the appliance store
sale and found a bargain. "I would like
to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry,we don't sell to blondes," he
replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair,
then came back and again told the
salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he
replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this
time, haircut and new color, new
outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a
few days before she again approached
the salesman. "I would like to buy this
TV."
Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he
replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed
"How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he
replied.

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