“I am Chidinma from one of the Eastern State,
by the time you are reading this, I would
have gave up the ghost and this is my story:
Please don't judge me but pass on this
confession. It may save lives of innocent
young girls like me and help better our
wicked economy that steals even from d
poor. Myself and 6 of my friends are into
modern day prostitution popularly called
"RUNZ". We service top Politicians, in
Government/Government House Musicians
and Super Business men for a very good pay
{350,000politicians fee }per outing! This Men
don't use condom on us "of course with such
money you don't have a say" .
They draw our blood wit syringe and test in
their private Lab if we are H.I.V positive
before sleeping with us. I had dealings with
the doctor also who was paid 2million per-
show. He reliably ask me to quit that our
blood is taken after the test{s} to their
Occultic coven to enslave and use us for
rituals. Of course I had no course to argue
when 4 out of 7of us died mysteriously, one
raving Mad, and I am in the hospital with an
illness wit no name/cure.
The last one making us 7 is still missing till
date. Please this is no game or story check
your sisters and friends, those whom needle
holes are in their hands are into it. At a point
we become so many {runs gals} that we have
to embark on diabolical/juju means to be
amongst the chosen ones that will be selected
when there is a party. For N350,000 who
wouldn't, I don't repeat cloths, I have 7
mobile phones, 16different lines some of
which I chew the sim after usage, Cars,3
house in Lagos and 12million naira to my
account. etc! Non can cure me. Vanity upon
vanity, I pray to God for my soul.
Please PASS this on to save a girl's life. You
don't see your family everyday. Your family
member or friend may be a victim God
forbid. Send and spread this message to save
someone today. God guide you. Girls be
wise!!!

just learning nah!!!!!!!!!

yeah!
merci mama NAIJA_PALS

am working out now   :'( :'( :'(
just fade up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being dumped is one of the most devastating things that happens in life. Therefore, one should always weigh the reasons for walking out, making sure of this decision before making it final. Once you are sure, though, it's important to remember that your soon-to-be ex was once your love. Although breaking this relationship off is certain to be painful, especially for the person being dumped, it's important to be respectful of the other person's feelings, and try hard to do as little damage as possible.


1.Be certain you want to end the relationship.
Don't use the threat of leaving as a tool to get your way in an argument. If you say it, be prepared to back it up with the action, or else take the threat off the table before you make it. Discuss problems openly and directly with your partner before you make up your mind. Many men and women suffer for years and never bring problems up with their partners. This isn't healthy. Feel free to seek couples counseling.

2. Do not make your decision on your own or in anger.
If you're angry enough to walk out, do it by saying, "I need to calm down. I'm going to go talk with someone for awhile. I will be back when I can be more reasonable." In other words, don't say, "I'm leaving," and walk out that minute. Get input from trusted friends. Parents usually have great insight.


3. Choose your time wisely.
Make sure that you choose a time and place that will allow for both you and the person that you are about to dump to allow for the time and privacy to do it properly. Don't break up with someone right before they have a big test or are about to go to work. Fridays are a kind choice as this will give your ex the weekend to recover somewhat. If you are in a hurry to leave the relationship (can't wait till Friday), tell our partner you need to take some time and are going to stay with a friend for a night or two.


4. Do it!
Don't be wishy washy, thinking to let the other person down "easy." Hold strong, you have already made your decision. This does not need to be a dramatic, escalating event. Ending a relationship on the phone is acceptable and even recommended in some cases. If your ex is prone to outbursts, violence, or manipulative behaviors, this is much safer and prevents the dumpee from the embarrassment of having you watch his or her torment.


5.Prepare for the worst.
The dumpee will typically react with anger or with wonder, shock, panic. If s/he responds with anger, try to remain calm and attempt to calm him/her. If s/he begins raging, it is pointless to try to explain further - but don't just hang up or walk away. Instead, say, "It's not productive to just yell at one another. I've made my decision, and I won't change my mind, but I will talk with you if you can remain calmer. Take some time to settle down, and then call me - we can talk again then." If there are questions, give honest and direct answers to those which will not pointlessly hurt the person. Lying will only frustrate your ex. If you are not ready to answer the questions, be honest and admit that you would like a few days before you answer. Set up an exact time for you to discuss what went wrong, and keep the appointment. In any case, you should not expect your ex to shrug and say, "Okay, I understand." and then kiss you goodbye and wish you well. The more shocking this is, the more extreme the reaction is likely to be, and you should have some compassion for the human condition, and prepare to allow your former love to react as a normal human being might. It may not be pleasant, but you owe your ex the courtesy of some honest answers, the kindness of just a little more of your time, and the dignity s/he deserves as a person who cares for you.


6. Establish concrete boundaries for your future interaction.
Once you have begun the process, be polite but firm about these boundaries, and make it clear that they are non-negotiable. Let him or her talk to you when YOU are ready. At the same time, it is important to allow your partner to find closure. Do not cut him/her off without a chance to discuss what went wrong unless s/he becomes hysterical and/or unresponsive (at which point, you must kindly and compassionately end the discussion and come back the following day or when you can to continue). Try to make the failed relationship as valuable as possible by turning it into a chance to learn and grow.


7. Know when to walk away.
One of the biggest mistakes made in ending a relationship is allowing the final death throes to go on and on. And on. And on. And on. It's one thing to finalize shared expenses, disentangle community property, etc. It's another thing to beat a dead horse endlessly. When discussions become circular - in other words, you just travel around and around the same points without coming to a point of resolution - stop. That's the moment to say, "I think we should continue this later, or not." and leave.


8. Don't try to remain friends.
If your ex says, "Can we still be friends?" Say, "No, we can't still be friends. But I think, if we really try, we might be able to become friends again in the future. For now, though, I think it's best we just let things end." If pressed, say, "Look, we started out as friends and went past that. To be friends, we'd have to go back, and frankly, I don't want to go back. We need to go forward now. That means we need to put some space between our broken relationship and any new relationship we might form. Let's take a break, take some time, and give each other the space we need to heal and move on. At some later point, when we meet again, we might be able to put our anger aside and be friendly. Let's leave it at that." Trying to "remain friends" is very tough, and it can really put the kibosh on any hope you have of salvaging a friendship in the future. The more you like your ex and believe that you really could be friends, the more strongly you should stick to your guns on this and cut it clean for the time being. Yeah, it hurts - it may hurt you, too.

That's why you try to avoid breaking up.

they killed her

imagine 15 just died in this suicide bomber case..........madness God help us
Nigerian is now well developed! interesting  

changing goes hand in hand with confession; confession is a simple indication of changing for the better;
i hate deceitfulness...........
Well ............let me relax my case here first......

Wealthy husband 'killed by jealous wife' who rang 1471 to trace his lover

A jealous wife murdered her wealthy husband with a hammer because she suspected he was having an affair, a court heard.

Sally Challen assumed Ferrari enthusiast Richard’s deception after dialling 1471 on his phone, which revealed his last conversation was with Sue Wilce, whom he had met on a dating website, the jury was told.


So the 57-year-old, who was not living with Mr Challen but was trying to patch up their relationship, took the hammer from her handbag and crept up behind him as he ate lunch at his kitchen table.


In an attack of ‘extreme ferocity’, Mrs Challen, an office manager for the Police Federation, bludgeoned her 61-year-old husband more than 20 times over the head. Later she told a chaplain: ‘If I can’t have  him no one can.’

Mrs Challen covered her dead husband – who had run a car dealership before suffering from ill health and was ‘fascinated’ by fast cars – with old curtains in the kitchen of the £1million four-bedroom home they once shared in Claygate, Surrey.

And she left a note on his body which read: ‘I love you, Sally.’

The following day she drove 70 miles to notorious seaside suicide spot Beachy Head in Eastbourne, East Sussex, and called her cousin, Suzanne Anderson.

There she confessed to the killing and said she was going to jump off the cliff, Guildford Crown Court heard.

In a suicide note found in her car, Mrs Challen claimed that he had been having numerous affairs and used prostitutes during their 31-year marriage.



She had left him, but Mr Challen had recently agreed to give the marriage another try after she signed a ‘post-nuptial agreement’ to avoid further financial costs should their reconciliation fail.

‘I then found out that he was seeing someone and sleeping with them and had no intention of taking me back,’ the note said.

‘It was all a game so he could get everything. I can’t live without him. [He] said it would take him time but he felt the same.

‘Now I find he is seeing and sleeping with them. All these prostitutes and other women – how could he?’



Opening the case, prosecutor Caroline Carberry said the couple were planning to rent out their marital home and travel to Australia to make a fresh start.

On August 14, Mrs Challen turned up at the house to help clear it out. However, after returning from the shops with lunch, she noticed that his phone had been moved.

So she investigated the last number he communicated with and then dialled it, jurors were told.

While she was at the shop, Mr Challen, who was watching the Grand Prix, had spoken to Miss Wilce. But he was in fact cancelling a trip on her boat planned for the following day, Miss Carberry said.

�http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003027/Richard-Challen-killed-jealous-wife-Sally-rang-1471-trace-lover.html#ixzz1PMLlEreA

Ijebu-Ode - A middle-aged man (names withheld) in Ijebu-Ode, Ogun, on Friday severed his manhood with a razor in broad day light.

The incident, which occurred at the popular Oyingbo road, the commercial centre of the town, drew the attention of hundreds of residents of the town.

An eyewitness account revealed that the man was trekking along Folagbade road but suddenly stopped at Oyingbo road junction and brought out a razor blade.

The account said the man used the razor blade to cut off his male organ.

“I saw the man coming from Folagbade road in a well behaved manner but suddenly stopped at Oyingbo junction.

“He pulled off his trouser and brought out a razor blade to cut off his manhood.

“Those of us who were at the scene of the incident could not believe it because it was totally strange to us,“  an eyewitness said.

The News Agency of Nigeria, NAN, learnt that the man,  in a pool of his own blood, was rushed to the state hospital by sympathizers.

When contacted, the Chief Medical Director of the state hospital, Dr Wellington Ogunsanya, confirmed the incident.

He said that a high level of depression and frustration might have led the man to commit such an act.

Ogunsanya, however, said that doctors were in the process of performing a reconstructive operation on the man.(NAN)

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/06/man-cuts-off-own-organ-with-razor-in-ijebu-ode/

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Lord have mercy!!!!!!!!!!!!

nothing like poor for here or k-leg,
the fact remains that women are always looking for the best man to get married to.....
so am there behind their husband they can't still see..............

A child went home from school one day,
forgetting her homework....that is to recite states and their capital the next day in school.
she slept-off: the next day she hastily went through it on the calendar and rush to school
on getting to the school, she was asked by the teacher to recites her homework
she begun;

State                                    Capital
Abia                                                       "U"
Adamawa                                                   "Y"
Akwa Ibom                                                 "U"
Anambra                                                "A"
Bauchi                                                    "B"
Bayelsa                                                   "Y"
Benue                                                     "M"
Borno                                                     "M"
Cross River                                               "C"
Delta                                                     "A"
Ebonyi                                                    "A"
Edo                                                       "B"
Ekiti                                                     "A"
Enugu                                                     "E"
Federal Capital Territory                              "A"
Gombe                                                     "G"
Imo                                                       "O"
Jigawa                                                    "D"
Kaduna                                                    "K"
Kano                                                      "K"
Katsina                                                   "K"
Kebbi                                                     "B"
Kogi                                                      "L"
Kwara                                                     "I"
Lagos                                                     "I"
Nasarawa                                                  "L"
Niger                                                     "M"
Ogun                                                      "A"
Ondo                                                      "A"
Osun                                                      "O"
Oyo                                                       "I"
Plateau                                                   "J"
Rivers                                                    "P/H"
Sokoto                                                    "S"
Taraba                                                    "J"
Yobe                                                       "D"
Zamfara                                                   "G"

the teacher was mad and sent her away for the day!


i guess the student was correct.
because its States and their Capitals "they starts with capital letters of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 wetin nah fight be disssss?
abi na 4 woman una want fight for?

who no dey fart....even you with dis kind BIG yash
shoooo.

weh fart like..................kpooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOooonnnnng!
na fart o!


fine as u wan fyn reach
its natural!

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent but deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must not forget.......
Sweet old farts like me and you!

laf  n keep the razor away ur screen o!

 

u sef, wetin!!! u no even wait make i come ask her politely, wether d thing fit wrk for her side..
u want fall my hands.......lol

see u! weh dey like free tin...ishee!