Na Ekaette sister be dat, d one wey i promise u but ur younger broda come tif am from my hand as i dey bring am come meet u...
Wetin u want make i do wen e offer me better money...?
Ok how much u get now i get one for here already..

Some people see suicide as a way out and i don't blame dem for dat...

Hahahahahaha
Dis ur mouth sef i dey surprised say e never put u for wahala...

And na pastor abi..?

Dats a good idea...

I really feel sorry for dis people and we should be thanking our lucky stars dat we don't have earthquakes in naija...

Hahahahahahahaha 
Poster u fcuking made my day, dis is d funniest story for dis month i doff my hat for u..

Naijas go drink any alcohol just like Polish people...

I hear u Okatee, oya come take money make u go buy ogogoro for me i get visitors wey dey come...

Abeg make una tell Germodog say dem don refuse am and dem say make e no try apply again in any other circumstances.
E don use all d excuses for dis world but dem still no gree.
And e don dey apply since 1990 infact dem don put im face for d gate...

Refusal rate is not bad compared to those dat were granted...
I think it's more than a fair deal to be honest...Am impressed.

E be like say dem just specialise for baby selling for dat Igbo land...

Who else but Igbos...

Even Libyans don run comot from dere country go abroad to seek refugee status...I feel sorry for dem though.
When Ghadafi dey dere it was a beautiful country to live and work, na dem oyinbo just go spoil dat country..

Dey are legal naijas who had a living, dem no be refugees na d war make dem leave dere livelihood.
So don't judge dem cos dem come from country where dem dey reside.

Stupid idiot u tink say dem don forget u, na info dem just dey garda...

Hahahahahahahahaha
U no lie nottin remain to steal for naija anymore...

Dis is due to careless driving...

D man skool dey jail as e don pass d common entrance exam..

Women should never leave dere children with d husband especially wen he's married to anoda woman...Dere will always be jealousy and hatred..