one day a couple boarded a plane alongside other passengers to New-York. 30 minutes to landing, it was announced that the weather was very bad and the plane might crash any time from now. Therefore as a typical nigerians, the couples decided to each confess their sins so that at least they will make heaven
HUSBAND: Darling i have not been faithful to you, i have been sleeping with the house girl and the cook for over a year now i pray God forgives me and accept my soul.
WIFE: me too i have sined, in fact our child junior is not ur son, the real father is the gardener, i also pray for God's forgiveness.
Just then it was annouced again that the weather was now very favourable, and that the plane will land sucessfully so no more crashing., come see the face of both husband and wife e be like say make them just vanish. |