tanx to dose complimenting ma joke and dose p4lass continue more grace 2 ur elbow

A White Man visited
Nigeria for the first time
and was taken round the
city of abuja by A taxi driver.
They drove past an
edifice that looked like
the World Trade Centre.
The white man said;
Wow! This building is
awesome. How long did
he take them to build it?.
The taxi driver replied; 3 years
sir.
The white man said;
That’s too long. In my country, It takes just 6
months to build
something like this.
They drove past a Mega
Mall and the white man
said; Now this is what I
call Magnificent! How long
does it take to build this
one?.
The taxi driver at this time trying
to be more impressive
replied; 4 months sir.
That’s too bad. In my country, It takes just 2
months to build
something like this.
They finally drove past
the 60,000 capacity
National Stadium and the
white man was
awestruck.
He said;
Excellent! World
class! How long does it
take to build this?.
The taxi driver replied; Oga,
As I was coming this morning,
it was not there
o!

FIRST TRY AM FOR DOSE 2 STRIKERS WAY DEY FOR UR FRONT U KNOW SAY E GO PLENTY WELLA

if ur shit dry e even better, cos na watermelon shit na e u dey shit

your words waka pass my side i know see am, if na d craze na him dey make u waka up@down better go cure am 

WAKA WAKA U GO MANY PLACE WAKA WAKA U SEE BAD PEOPLE WAKA WAKA U GO SOON WAKA FROM DIS FORUM

U KNOW GO EVER STOP NA WAKA WAKA U GO WAKA UP&DOWN

na u talk am o!!!!! 

ena tanx o!!!

guy no go suspect me o.... i 1 give d person 1 special packaging

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

guys e never reach fight now sebi na ask i ask if u know am make u  ur mouth

I JUST WON ASK WHO FIRST JOIN DIS JOKE&COMEDY FORUM

help me tell am O>>>>>>>>>>>

better go write book

why u dey plus ur comment i don tire fir u

tanx

p4lass continue dey comment

A man had a bad case of stammering.He went to many doctors
over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor
said to him"I believe I found the reason for your stammering". The
man asked, "Wha, wha, wha, what is my pro, pro, problem." The
doctor replied, "Your d!ck is very, very large. The weight of your
di!k is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your
stammering. The only solution to this is to perform a d!ck
transplant." The man was really tired of his stammering, so he
agreed to a transplant. Several dayslater the doctor called the man
up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor.The
transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could
speak without any stutter. At first he was happy, but after a while
he began to miss his large d!ck, and how the girls used to love it.
He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful
for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stammer, but
I miss my old d!ck. Please find the transplant donor and tell him
that we have to exchange d!cks back." The doctor shook his head
and replied, "That's im, im, im, im, im, imp, impo, impo,
impossible."

A farmer ordered a high-
tech milking machine.
Since the equipment
arrived when his wife was
out of town, he decided to
test it on himself first.
So, he inserted his
"manhood" into the
equipment, turned on the
switch and everything
else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the
equipment provided him
with much more pleasure
than his wife did. When
the fun was over, though,
he quickly realized that he
couldn't remove the
instrument from his
'member'.
He read the manual but
didn't find any useful
information on how to
disengage himself. He
tried every button on the
instrument, but still
without success. Finally,
he decided to call the
supplier's
Customer Service Hot Line
with his cell phone (Thank
god for cell phones!).
"Hello, I just bought a
milking machine from
your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I
remove it from the cow's
udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the
customer service rep,
"The machine will release
automatically once it's
collected two gallons.
Have a nice day."