Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
Posted: at 9-05-2012 12:26 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
zainaim01 at 9-05-2012 12:57 PM (13 years ago) (f)
funny
Posted: at 9-05-2012 12:57 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
ExpertTbright at 30-05-2012 01:44 AM (12 years ago) (m)
posta u 2 must do mumu exam b4 u can post hia again u hear? if u pass u will b free and promote to PB4 group but nw u still dey mumu group A na so we dey do am hia tk note o.
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 30-05-2012 01:44 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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