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7301  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: COSTUME PARTY. on: 9-08-2012 10:40 AM
Quote from: ExpertTbright on  7-08-2012 07:25 PM
na me wait i dey come  Undecided
U dey cum abi u dey come?  Undecided
7302  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: NO JOKE JUST VOTE on: 9-08-2012 10:39 AM
Haa... na chewin gum dey lead o... yeye mistress. Grin Grin Grin Roll Eyes
7303  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: say good night on: 9-08-2012 10:37 AM
See ur gorimapa head sef...  Roll Eyes
7304  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: i love dis gal on: 9-08-2012 10:35 AM
It has teyed.  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
7305  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: family wahala on: 9-08-2012 10:34 AM
Who go refund me my time wey i take read this dry palasa joke back?  Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
7306  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: You go fear Grammar... (Joke of the Month) on: 9-08-2012 10:32 AM
7307  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: NEW SCAMMING METHOD on: 9-08-2012 10:30 AM
Quote from: brightossy on  8-08-2012 12:58 AM
i v more dn 5 xperiences. Bt rihanna, u dn later get d job? Incase u get one just scratch card for me
This one na beggin with trick o...  Roll Eyes Undecided
7308  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: COSTUME PARTY. on: 7-08-2012 06:28 PM
Quote from: chummyli on  7-08-2012 05:32 PM
Rehannaaa as u don learn werin I teach u wella make u carry go but no de use ma posts de front for hia.. U hear so?
I no dey understand pidgin english. Abeg who go help me translate wetin chewin gum jus write?  Grin
7309  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: NEW SCAMMING METHOD on: 7-08-2012 06:23 PM
Quote from: globala on  7-08-2012 06:15 PM
Tel me u dey find job?

Me ke? I get my own biz already. I dey sell amala for bukka.  Grin
7310  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / NEW SCAMMING METHOD on: 7-08-2012 06:09 PM

I am a job seeker and one of my facebook friends (Let’s call him Mr. Good Samaritan who turns out to be nwa afo igbo) told me 2 forward a copy of my CV to his company e-mail ([email protected]) and to his personal e-mail so that he will have a copy with which to push the employment process which I did. On Monday, 30th July, 2012, I got a mail from them inviting me for an interview to be held on 1st Aug 2012 at 55-59 satcom close, Enugu. Since the address is not a clear one, I inquired from Mr Good Samaritan who told me dt its at Independence layout. The “company” name is SatcomDirect (an IT firm). I was happy, I thanked him and arrangements were I would stay when I get there to Enugu, by the way, I don’t reside in the east. My arrangement to stay wt my friends’ family in Enugu did not go down well with Mr. Good Samaritan bcos maybe he wants to be the one to arrange were I will stay but I objected to that. He said we will sort it out in d morning.Tuesday, 31st July at about 6:38am on my way to the park 2 board a bus going 2 Enugu, I got a text frm them saying the interview has been shifted to another Anambra State, (48-49 Akanze Avenue, Onitsha north) due to the northern threat of bombing Enugu and its environs within 48hrs.On reading this alarm bells went off in my head for the following reason(1) An IT firm with no website cos I checked ( is an American company)(2) An IT firm with no official number (they were using 0809……….)(3) Shifting an interview frm one state 2 another within 12hrs(4) Anambra, is it not within the environs of Enugu(5) They must be very dedicated to their work if the HR can be awake calling people (or maybe only me as a special candidate) by 6:38am abt a relocated interview venue(6) The sorting out of where I will be staying by Mr. Good Samaritan is to change location to place he felt I know no one. I will be left wt no option than to either lodge in an hotel or rely o him and be lured 2 God knows where.At this point, I sold my ticket, went back home, got in touch with SatcomDirect USA office and was told that that satcomdirect have offices only in USA and Dubai. No business, no office in Nigeria and by the way they deal on aeroplane parts and equipments. Mr. Good Samaritan who calls everyday no longer calls after calling me on d day I was supposed 2 travel telling me how amazing it is that a simple tet of working under preure, I failed. My dear umunnem, pls tell me, what has this got to do with pressure. I tried calling him later bt lo and behold, he does nt know who was calling. MAGA NO GREE FALL ABI?
MY QUESTION NOW IS, WHO ARE THEY? Kidnappers, Ritualists or Scammers? Most of my friends and family say they are either ritualists or kidnapper since their aim of shifting the “interview” to another state was to take me to a dessert were I know no one.THIS A TRU STORY. JOB SEEKERS BE CAREFUL AS U MY NOT BE AS LUCKY AS I WAS.i want 2 add this to it.  Mr. Good Samaritan was bearing Ugochukwu Ogbonna bt he has changed his profile name to God knows what nd i guess, his pictures 2. here are the 2 numbers they were operating with although they might have other numbers.08096682005 and 08038217931. tnx
7311  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: COSTUME PARTY. on: 7-08-2012 06:03 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on  7-08-2012 05:36 PM
dis 1 wey u dey talk as if na u 1st post wetin u teach  her na im she dey do
Oho... Taink u o Jossy, pls tell madam pb4. Na wetin she start i finish. Shikena.
7312  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: u think is a pb4? on: 7-08-2012 04:48 PM
Na pb4 o...
7313  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: COSTUME PARTY. on: 7-08-2012 04:45 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on  7-08-2012 04:41 PM
fear ko fear ni......tossy why u no talk am??.. u dey wait make I talk am 4 u
Wetin una dey talk sef?
7314  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Conversation Between a Guy & a Girl on: 7-08-2012 03:46 PM
Ok nau...
7315  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Proudly a Moslem on: 7-08-2012 03:43 PM
Seriously dude?
7316  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: COSTUME PARTY. on: 7-08-2012 03:38 PM
Quote from: terryworld on  7-08-2012 03:22 PM
pb4 Angry
By whom? In which country? In what font? With which biro?  Huh? Roll Eyes
Take ur time o, or else...
7317  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Pals, pls lets comply! (A Must Read) on: 7-08-2012 03:33 PM
Noted!  Wink
7318  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: THE BEST WAY TO GET A FREE RIDE: on: 7-08-2012 03:23 PM
Quote from: Rihannaaa on  7-08-2012 03:22 PM
Cheesy Grin Tongue Kiss Tongue
Ladies... Take note!

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7319  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / THE BEST WAY TO GET A FREE RIDE: on: 7-08-2012 03:22 PM
 Cheesy Grin Tongue Kiss Tongue
Ladies... Take note!
7320  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: vacancy ( a must read ) on: 7-08-2012 03:16 PM
Come make i employ u. I need a car washer, plus u get all that benefit.
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