Old rice... 

see who dey talk o... no be u dey lead for yeye poll ni?

Passin by... mindin my bisness 

 ???what??? Now am confusicated.

Hoiiin??? 

Jossy the village headmaster.

Pb4rism... 

Wish amebo wife? Hope say no be me o, cos last time i checked, i yam single and still sashing.

Wish amebo wife? Hope say no be me o, cos last time i checked, i yam single and still sashing.

I read am finish and sleep begin cash me. 

Me wey be new beans sef tire o... I bin tink say na naijapals i join, which one con be gistmania abi na ragamorfy again? 

Na pb4 o...

I also will have two tots of baileys please. 

DUMB JOKE + DUMB COMMENT = PB4

  SERIOUSLY?

Two mentally disturbed men decided they must go to school.
They collected old books and went to sit under the tree pretending it was a school.
The following day, one got there early and climbed the tree.
As the other came and saw his friend on top of the tree he asked; "What are you doing up there?"
The friend replied; "I am now in high school".

During an exam, Akpors kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet.
His teacher saw him doing that and thought he was copying.
When collecting the paper after the exam...
Teacher: I'm gonna minus 10 marks.
Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir?
Teacher: For copying.
Akpors: How do you know that I was copying?
Teacher: I saw you looking under the table.
Akpors: *laughing* Question 9 said, "STUDY THE TABLE BELOW " that's why I was look below the table.

  English have died.