In that case, all of you on this forum have not seen nothing. Do you know what I found in my 9 year old boy's room? A lady's bra!!! I didn't even know that he has got Bosom !!!!

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Why are you winking at me? You this blood gay and ass licker!!!! I don't do men. However, thanks for the offer.

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Why not ask Google. Co. Uk !!!!!

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Some guys/gals are in the habit of hiding inside the toilet to make phone calls while at work to their BF, GF, concubines/wives, thereby staying several hours hiding in the toilet thereby wasting management time.

As a result, much money are lost and it has caused deep concerns amongst entrepreneurs.

From their last meeting in Abuja last week, they all unanimously agreed that in order to curb this, all workers must have toilet fit with their locket/seat/desk/table at work, so that they can help themselves in the office without the need to go to the toilet all the time.

This has been introduced in Indian, China and in Great Britain and it has achieved the objectives. See the attachment to know what I mean !!!!

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Friends are not what they seem to be, so be careful with them and don't entrust your GF, wives(s) or grown up daughter wiv them !!!!

It is better to be safe than to be sorry !!!!!

see the attachment for confirmation !!!

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UNGR
You No Get Respect.

So if the baby na your daughter, wetin you go do to am?

Walahi, I no owe sisi, but na all these Niger delta boys weh want kidnap, sorry, man-nap me and ask for big ransom cos i do sumtin wiv one of dem GF ??


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Kris,
Where are my advisers? A ti serubawon!!!! Dem don run comot this forum. I said make we try am and see if I dry miss target. On the day of the match, na sick notice dem send!!!! I want show her say kaki no be leather. Well shame, o hope you would show face one day. I just wasted the Buratashi I took!!!!
Well, any more challenger?

Na you sabi also @ poster don't patronise me . Today is not my fighting day

Hi guys and gals, I have been hiding in exile from some unfriendly pals !!!!!

Hope to be back soon when the coast is crystal clear.

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It was confirmed that Yaradua has finally arrived safely.

The bus driver that dropped him could not give the details by himself but he sent words that he was well received.

The video coverage of his welcome party would be broadcast life on NP sometimes next week as am very busy attending to the things of the sould rather than flesh !!!!

May God have mercy on all of you. Amen and amen.

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Dem go use their fingers !!!!!!


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Anyway sha,

But 14_Inches still dey here sha, dem never deport am. Cold no dey catch fish for river, Na me and Iya Charlie we go chop life finish fo here..

The more they look the less dem go see.

I am sure all my enemy dey disappointed, all of them no go find sumtin good chop.


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loverrose !!!!!

How many time I called you??? You are looking for my trouble again. I have been hiding and have gone underground recently for security reasons, but you insulted my **nhood by saying I missed ?? What an abomination.

Am sure my mother would not be happy wiv me if she hears that !!!! May her gentle soul rest in peace..

Since you have drawn the first straw, I would challenge you to a confirmation fight that would be witnessed by KRISTANTUS as the only Umpire so that both of you can confirm that I have the latest "weapon" that ever existed and that is why they call me 14_Inches.

So choose the date, time and venue. I will also ask the closest hospital to get ready an ambulance, paramedics and if possible wheelchair as the outcome may be unpredicable !!!!

From my previous experimentation and challenges the follwoings were know contrac-indications:

Heavy yarning and serious vomiting,
Loud farting and weak leg, leading to victims' inability to walk on walk on their own.
Drowsiness and intermittent going to the toilte.
And lastly, pregnacy !!!

So be prepared for any or all of these !!!!

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13. Red letter days are forgotten

Anniversaries, Valentine’s Day and so on may seem trivial, but a loving couple will acknowledge them in some way, even if it’s with a scribbled note saying “V-Day is rubbish, let’s spend it in bed.” Once you forget each other’s birthdays, your relationship is so far past its sell-by date that even a dog wouldn't eat it.

The best way to remember your wife/girlfriend's birthday is to forget it first, then you will never forget it in your life !!!!

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You are vey cruel boy !!! You wan kill my kilakoski be that. Wetin I go take entertain all he nice prety pepiskos inda house ?

Abeg, I no wan loose that thingy. that na ABUJA part of my body, it the White house ormy body.

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20 signs that you should end it
Has your relationship run its course? Here's how to tell


Relationships, like hot summers, often look better from a distance. Just as you forget how draining a muggy day can feel, you also forget how soul-destroying and lonely a relationship can feel when it's not going well.

“So just end it,” right? It's never as simple as that. Most of us have experienced that dilemma of not knowing whether to walk away from a relationship. You think that you're being too picky, you worry that no-one else will love you this much, you don't want to hurt someone you care about, you fear regretting it and not being able to win them back. You've stayed in relationships for those reasons, right? Yep, so have we.

But these alone aren't good enough reasons to stay in a relationship that isn't working. Ending a relationship can be heartbreaking, even if you're dying to get away. The blissful future that you'd imagined when you first got together is now not going to happen. Thing is, is you're unhappy, that blissful future wasn't going to happen anyway.

If you’re experiencing a few of these 20 signs regularly, it may be time to move on. It will be difficult, but ultimately it'll be the right thing for you both. Life is too short (and your partner's life is too short) to waste valuable years on a pairing that's going nowhere.

1. You’re always craving time alone

It’d be weird and needy to want your partner by your side every minute of every day. It’s normal to look forward to some time alone. But if you’re craving me-time and wish that he or she wasn’t around, it's clear that your relationship is giving you more frustration than joy.

2. You don’t go out together any more

Even if you’re living together, you should never stop going on dates together. A successful relationship is based on more than sex and silently watching the telly together.

3. You prefer seeing your friends to seeing your partner

A good relationship involves socialising with and without your other half. Not wishing that you lived with your housemates again rather than your lover.

4. You’ve stopped having sex

Sex drive can dip for many reasons, including stress or medication. But if you just stop fancying your partner, and sex becomes a chore or stops altogether, listen to your alarm bells.

5. You’ve stopped touching each other

Touching isn’t just about sex, it’s about affection and togetherness. Casual touching, hugging and holding hands are the signs of a healthy relationship with two people who still fancy each other. If you flinch when he or she brushes against you, it really is time to get out.

6. You’ve stopped kissing

Passionate kissing is emotionally more intimate than sex, so it’s often the first thing to go when two people start drifting apart. If you want to kiss each other but just haven’t got round to it for a while, pucker up. If you don't enjoy it, see above.

7. They no longer make you laugh

Their witty lines once made tea came out of your nose. These days you just wish they’d shut up. Why are you still with them, pray tell?

8. You don’t chat

Chatting – about trivia, what’s in the news or what happened at work – is the bedrock of a good relationship. When you stop talking to each other about the little things, it’s a sign that you don’t see each other as friends any more.

9. You’re always nit-picking

If you’re constantly bothered by their coffee-slurping, their taste in pants and everything they do, you’re not in love, you're in a constant state of “argh”. That's not trivial: it's the kind of everyday stress that can damage your health.

10. They're always nit-picking

If your partner seems constantly irritated by you, it suggests that they're not happy or even comfortable around you. They may be wanting out, but haven’t the courage to bring up the subject. If he or she makes you feel that you can’t do anything right, do you really want to be around this person?

11. You do all the chores

Every long-term couple has disagreements about housework and other chores, but the squabbles usually end in vague equality or compromise. If your partner treats you like a doormat, show them the door.

12. You don’t care about your appearance

Love doesn’t mean letting yourself go. If you no longer care about whether he or she fancies you or not, it spells trouble for your sex life – and your relationship.

13. Red letter days are forgotten

Anniversaries, Valentine’s Day and so on may seem trivial, but a loving couple will acknowledge them in some way, even if it’s with a scribbled note saying “V-Day is rubbish, let’s spend it in bed.” Once you forget each other’s birthdays, your relationship is so far past its sell-by date that even a dog wouldn't eat it.

14. You’re doing all the giving (or all the getting)

Most relationships go through stages where one person is more emotionally and segxwally generous than the other, but the imbalance should not be more or less permanent. Parasites don’t make good partners.

15. You’ve stopped liking yourself

A lover is not supposed to make you feel unloved, unattractive and unable to be yourself. If yours does, get out and stop letting them sap your spirit.

16. Your friends think they're bad for you

Your friends know you best, and they’ll say what they think if it’s for your benefit. If they think your partner is no good, listen. They’ll be there for you when he or she isn’t.

17. You compare them with other men or women

It’s natural to find other people attractive, but not to compare your lover unfavourably with every person who catches your eye.

18. You look up your exes

It’s fine to be friends with exes, and it shows maturity. But if you seek out and flirt with an ex, then you arrange to meet up with them, and find yourself wondering “what if…?”, your current relationship is doomed.

19. You wish they'd change

Once the rose-tinted early months have passed, mismatched personalities become more obvious. You can’t change your partner into someone better suited to you. Instead, find someone who’s already your perfect match.

20. You say “I love you” but don’t mean it

Do you feel a little knot of guilt whenever you say it, as though you’re lying? Do you only say it to make them shut up and go away? Then stop saying it, and start spending more time with someone you really love – starting with yourself.

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Thanks dear,

I don't really want to join Basket mouth and others I like doing my stuff out here and to make all my pals here laugh their teeth out !!!!



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Thanks pals. I have hiding somewhere. there are some newbies on NP and they are causing chaos here. I only ran for cover !!!!

Am now back for better..

Cheers..

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