He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, i'd rather have the money

He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

He: Your face must turn a few heads.
She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

He: Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

He: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
She: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
She: Unfertilized.

He: I want to give myself to you.
She: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

He: Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

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Posted: at 9-09-2012 10:18 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

HA HA I LIKE THE LAST CONVERSATION;REMAINS ME WHAT I USE TO BE LIKE WHEN THEY DON´T HAVE MANNERS

Posted: at 9-09-2012 10:26 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Poster why u come dey reveal ur secret for here like this? Anyway before i forget. Pb4

Posted: at 10-09-2012 08:07 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Poster why u come dey reveal ur secret for here like this? Anyway before i forget. Pb4

rihannaaa u go don dey see Pb4 4 ur dream o?

Posted: at 10-09-2012 01:21 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

Hmmmmm

Posted: at 10-09-2012 09:18 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

add more pb4

Posted: at 11-09-2012 01:17 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Nice response 

Posted: at 11-09-2012 04:01 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

Posted: at 12-09-2012 03:13 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

rihannaaa u go don dey see Pb4 4 ur dream o?

No be una cause am?

Posted: at 18-09-2012 12:06 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Posted: at 18-09-2012 12:57 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 18-09-2012 07:06 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 18-09-2012 11:03 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Posted: at 19-09-2012 08:25 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Nawaa

Posted: at 22-09-2012 08:39 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

pb4 100000 time

Posted: at 22-09-2012 10:26 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie

  i no go talk

Posted: at 22-09-2012 05:29 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

Ohoooooooo

Posted: at 22-09-2012 08:25 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Accredited yeye

Posted: at 22-09-2012 08:49 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ehn,ok

Posted: at 22-09-2012 10:14 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

Abi

Posted: at 23-09-2012 08:34 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

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