The Pastor case.

Date: 13-02-2009 5:27 pm (16 years ago) | Author: kolawole idowu
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- at 13-02-2009 05:27 PM (16 years ago)
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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and It won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline Read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

 

The moral of the story is.... Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery & even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

 

Posted: at 13-02-2009 05:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Emmanuel4christ at 13-02-2009 09:53 PM (16 years ago)
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lol...POSTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BBBBBBBBBB44444444...NA WHA 4 U OO KIDO...WAY U NO BE NEWBIE...Grin
Posted: at 13-02-2009 09:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 14-02-2009 06:39 AM (16 years ago)
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Posted b20, kido why na?
Posted: at 14-02-2009 06:39 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 14-02-2009 08:02 AM (16 years ago)
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no mind am
Posted: at 14-02-2009 08:02 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 14-02-2009 08:51 AM (16 years ago)
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No comments!
Posted: at 14-02-2009 08:51 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 14-02-2009 09:09 AM (16 years ago)
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Kido u don phyuk up well well well.
Posted: at 14-02-2009 09:09 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 14-02-2009 02:23 PM (16 years ago)
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Kido your tie dey suffocate you wey make you no know say this joke na popular one for? Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 14-02-2009 02:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 14-02-2009 02:31 PM (16 years ago)
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Im b lik so o
Posted: at 14-02-2009 02:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- presciousoluchi at 14-02-2009 02:51 PM (16 years ago)
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passin
Posted: at 14-02-2009 02:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 14-02-2009 02:56 PM (16 years ago)
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Al dis passin pple God no let moto jam una 1 day.
Posted: at 14-02-2009 02:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- presciousoluchi at 14-02-2009 04:42 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 14-02-2009 02:56 PM
Al dis passin pple God no let moto jam una 1 day.


lol
Posted: at 14-02-2009 04:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 14-02-2009 08:23 PM (16 years ago)
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Wetin b LOL inside?
Posted: at 14-02-2009 08:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 15-02-2009 12:33 PM (16 years ago)
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Kido u go pay me for piracy... i go summon u for high court of justice
Posted: at 15-02-2009 12:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 12:52 PM (16 years ago)
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lol...lol...lol
Posted: at 15-02-2009 12:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 15-02-2009 02:32 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 15-02-2009 02:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-02-2009 02:40 PM (16 years ago)
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why all of una dey lol?
Posted: at 15-02-2009 02:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 16-02-2009 10:04 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 15-02-2009 12:33 PM
Kido u go pay me for piracy... i go summon u for high court of justice



no vex, i beg... e be like say i travel when the joke was first posted...
Posted: at 16-02-2009 10:04 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-02-2009 10:07 AM (16 years ago)
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Na lie u dey lie.@kido
Posted: at 16-02-2009 10:07 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 16-02-2009 10:25 AM (16 years ago)
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OK, I USE PLASTER COVER FACE WEN THE JOKE WAS FIRST POSTED....
Posted: at 16-02-2009 10:25 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-02-2009 10:30 AM (16 years ago)
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U stil dey lie na,oya talk true true.
Posted: at 16-02-2009 10:30 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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