IF ANIMALS HAD Facebook, THESE ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE THEIR STATUS UPDATES:
COCKROACH: "My Friends pls help me to thank God cos I managed to skip from someone's footstep!
CAT: "My 7th child is asking who's her dad...What shall I tell her? I don't even remember!
MOSQUITO: I'm HIV positive..this is all due to wrong Sucking!
CHICKEN: If tomorrow I'm not updating my status, it means am being served at 'MR BIGGS'... Love U all!
OCTOPUS: I've just refilled my ink!...hurray!
PIG: Ohh gosh! They throw gossip that I'm spreading flu...wtf!
GOAT: Friends! Don't go out...EID holiday is coming! Pig comments on goat's status: "Luckily, I'm HARAM = Goat replies: "Don't u remember dat after EID is the Chinese new year?
DOG: I hate Calabar people!
COW: My calf wants to suck now but the farmer has taken all the milk in the morning
RAT: The owner of the house just bought a cat, we dey pack comot 2moro
GOAT: friends thank God 4 me ooo, a car almost hit me now; i wud hav died lik fowl... FOWL- comment on goat status: i thank God 4 u ooo; dnt mind dem, dats hw men drive lik goat.. . . . .....lol
Posted: at 20-04-2012 11:34 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
deguzman at 20-04-2012 11:39 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Posted: at 20-04-2012 11:39 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
jossy4reall at 22-04-2012 09:55 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: ceejaylk on 21-04-2012 10:36 PM
Sharaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap you monkey. I will post ur update soon!!!
am sorry.......but u 4 talk say na MONKEY u be naa........I think say na u be MOSQUITO datz why I say u don update........abeg update as d MONKEY make we see
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 22-04-2012 09:55 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
missispanky at 22-04-2012 06:28 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Thank God i didnt pay money 4 d zoo. View animals kingdom 4 free. Now waiting 2 c a cockroach and i'll go. I knw d cockroach wil say missispanky, otherwise known as missy is d cockroach.
Posted: at 22-04-2012 06:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
ceejaylk at 23-04-2012 12:58 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: missispanky on 22-04-2012 06:28 PM
Thank God i didnt pay money 4 d zoo. View animals kingdom 4 free. Now waiting 2 c a cockroach and i'll go. I knw d cockroach wil say missispanky, otherwise known as missy is d cockroach.
Posted: at 23-04-2012 12:58 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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