What Time Is It?

Date: 15-02-2009 10:37 am (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 15-02-2009 10:37 AM (15 years ago)
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Jane had been driving 16 hours straight and was still at least six hours away from her destination. It was almost eight o'clock in the morning and she was very tired.

After dozing off and nearly crashing into a telephone pole, she decided to pull onto a side road and rest.

Jane turned off the car and closed her eyes ... drifting off to sleep, precious sleep ...

When an old man in a bright blue jogging suit knocked on her window, scaring her half to death.

'Sorry to wake you,' he huffed, jogging in place. 'But can you tell me what time it is?'

Jane glanced at her watch. '8:15,' she said through the glass.

The old man thanked her, then left.

'Just my luck,' she muttered. 'I'm parked on someone's jogging route.'

With a sigh, she settled back into her seat and tried to fall asleep.

Two male joggers in their thirties knocked on her window. If she hadn't been really tired, she would have found them cute. Now, they were just annoying.

'Hi,' the blond jogger said.

'Do you have the time?' his brown-haired friend asked.

Jane sighed and looked at her watch. '8:19,' she said.

'Thanks,' they said, then jogged off.

Jane looked down the road and saw more joggers coming her way. Irritated, she retrieved a pen from the glove box and scrawled 'I DO NOT KNOW THE TIME' on the back of a magazine. She put the hastily constructed sign in the window and settled back to sleep.

A thin, pale jogger knocked on the window just as she started dozing off.

Jane pointed at the sign and shouted, 'Can't you read?'

To which he replied, 'Sure I can, ma'am. I just wanted to let you know: It's 8:27.'

 Grin Grin


Posted: at 15-02-2009 10:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 15-02-2009 02:43 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm. make she enter road dey go na!!!
Posted: at 15-02-2009 02:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 15-02-2009 04:04 PM (15 years ago)
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2 long
Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 04:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: herdeysohjy on 15-02-2009 04:04 PM
2 long

Cut it short!

Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 16-02-2009 04:46 AM (15 years ago)
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nice one..Grin..u don they try now oooo..
Posted: at 16-02-2009 04:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-02-2009 06:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Wetin she try inside?

Posted: at 16-02-2009 06:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 16-02-2009 11:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Eww
Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 16-02-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 16-02-2009 04:46 AM
nice one..Grin..u don they try now oooo..

Thanks ojare! Grin

Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 16-02-2009 12:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 16-02-2009 04:46 AM
nice one..Grin..u don they try now oooo..


which 1 kom nice about dis joke na, Emua
Posted: at 16-02-2009 12:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 17-02-2009 02:01 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 16-02-2009 12:16 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 16-02-2009 04:46 AM
nice one..Grin..u don they try now oooo..


which 1 kom nice about dis joke na, Emua

e no better past all the big big onyin..sorry oyinbo..way in day post b4.. Grin
Posted: at 17-02-2009 02:01 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-03-2009 07:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 17-02-2009 02:01 AM
Quote from: size1 on 16-02-2009 12:16 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 16-02-2009 04:46 AM
nice one..Grin..u don they try now oooo..


which 1 kom nice about dis joke na, Emua

e no better past all the big big onyin..sorry oyinbo..way in day post b4.. Grin

take time Emma...

Posted: at 7-03-2009 07:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 7-03-2009 09:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  7-03-2009 07:20 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 17-02-2009 02:01 AM
Quote from: size1 on 16-02-2009 12:16 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 16-02-2009 04:46 AM
nice one..Grin..u don they try now oooo..


which 1 kom nice about dis joke na, Emua

e no better past all the big big onyin..sorry oyinbo..way in day post b4.. Grin

take time Emma...

 Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-03-2009 09:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-03-2009 09:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  7-03-2009 09:14 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  7-03-2009 07:20 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 17-02-2009 02:01 AM
Quote from: size1 on 16-02-2009 12:16 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 16-02-2009 04:46 AM
nice one..Grin..u don they try now oooo..


which 1 kom nice about dis joke na, Emua

e no better past all the big big onyin..sorry oyinbo..way in day post b4.. Grin

take time Emma...

 Grin Grin

 Shocked

Posted: at 7-03-2009 09:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 7-03-2009 09:36 PM (15 years ago)
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watin do u now
Posted: at 7-03-2009 09:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-03-2009 09:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  7-03-2009 09:36 PM
watin do u now

 I Shock Lips Sealed

Posted: at 7-03-2009 09:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 8-03-2009 03:13 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  7-03-2009 09:41 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  7-03-2009 09:36 PM
watin do u now

 I Shock Lips Sealed

lol...but watin cause am now u see ghost... Wink
Posted: at 8-03-2009 03:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 8-03-2009 06:54 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  8-03-2009 03:13 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  7-03-2009 09:41 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  7-03-2009 09:36 PM
watin do u now

 I Shock Lips Sealed

lol...but watin cause am now u see ghost... Wink

Something around the house  Wink

Posted: at 8-03-2009 06:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 9-03-2009 08:17 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 16-02-2009 06:45 AM
Wetin she try inside?

Post ur own abeg  Angry

Posted: at 9-03-2009 08:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 10-03-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago)
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i beg make una fyt
Posted: at 10-03-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 09:44 AM (15 years ago)
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go where
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