Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 04:22 PM (16 years ago) (f)
A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, "Free Kisses with Fill-Up." Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free kisses. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free kisses. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7.... sorry, no kisses this time." A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free kisses. The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free kisses this time." As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free kisses." Bubba replied, " No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week.
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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
rezimero at 15-02-2009 05:30 PM (16 years ago) (m)
sillyjokker, abeg come back home you here?
Posted: at 15-02-2009 05:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 15-02-2009 05:33 PM (16 years ago) (m)
sillyjokker, abeg come back home you hear?
Posted: at 15-02-2009 05:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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sillyjokker, abeg come back home you hear?
..where make in come na..ur house?
Posted: at 16-02-2009 02:57 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Gwhy at 16-02-2009 06:55 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Ask am o
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 16-02-2009 06:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply size1 at 16-02-2009 09:45 AM (16 years ago) (m)
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sillyjokker, abeg come back home you here?
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 16-02-2009 09:53 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply size1 at 16-02-2009 11:27 AM (16 years ago) (m)
u tink say she dey yanki
Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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u tink say she dey yanki
If your airtime don finish go sleep for house... why you dey puke your nose everywhere sef?
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:38 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply size1 at 16-02-2009 12:13 PM (16 years ago) (m)
hahahahah
Posted: at 16-02-2009 12:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply kido123 at 16-02-2009 06:02 PM (16 years ago) (m)
sillyjokker..... mnnnhhh , dis ya joke needs editing o... the gas attendant na woman or man?...
Posted: at 16-02-2009 06:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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sillyjokker..... mnnnhhh , dis ya joke needs editing o... the gas attendant na woman or man?...
ooopsss!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 7-03-2009 07:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Pires07 at 7-03-2009 08:33 PM (16 years ago) (m)
sillyjokker..... mnnnhhh , dis ya joke needs editing o... the gas attendant na woman or man?...
abi?
...everywhere i go they keep saying i'm Unique, well that's because my swag defines me.
Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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sillyjokker..... mnnnhhh , dis ya joke needs editing o... the gas attendant na woman or man?...
abi?
Abi as how...
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Pires07 at 7-03-2009 08:37 PM (16 years ago) (m)
who dey share d kisses? man or woman
...everywhere i go they keep saying i'm Unique, well that's because my swag defines me.
Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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who dey share d kisses? man or woman
Either... depends on who is available... get it?
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Pires07 at 7-03-2009 08:43 PM (16 years ago) (m)
who dey share d kisses? man or woman
Either... depends on who is available... get it?
s0 what if na me go buy fuel, i come meet one huge dude there?
...everywhere i go they keep saying i'm Unique, well that's because my swag defines me.
Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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sillyjokker..... mnnnhhh , dis ya joke needs editing o... the gas attendant na woman or man?...
ooopsss!
take suffring ooo hope say u no wound..
Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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who dey share d kisses? man or woman
Either... depends on who is available... get it?
s0 what if na me go buy fuel, i come meet one huge dude there?
You already know the answer now...
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 7-03-2009 09:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Pires07 at 7-03-2009 09:11 PM (16 years ago) (m)
who dey share d kisses? man or woman
Either... depends on who is available... get it?
s0 what if na me go buy fuel, i come meet one huge dude there?
You already know the answer now...
whats d anwser?
...everywhere i go they keep saying i'm Unique, well that's because my swag defines me.
Posted: at 7-03-2009 09:11 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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