Free Kisses

Date: 15-02-2009 4:22 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 15-02-2009 04:22 PM (15 years ago)
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A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, "Free Kisses with Fill-Up."

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free kisses. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free kisses. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7.... sorry, no kisses this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free kisses. The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free kisses this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free kisses."

Bubba replied, " No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week.

Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 15-02-2009 05:30 PM (15 years ago)
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sillyjokker, abeg come back home you here?
Posted: at 15-02-2009 05:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-02-2009 05:33 PM (15 years ago)
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sillyjokker, abeg come back home you hear?
Posted: at 15-02-2009 05:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 16-02-2009 02:57 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 15-02-2009 05:33 PM
sillyjokker, abeg come back home you hear?

 Grin Grin..where make in come na..ur house?
Posted: at 16-02-2009 02:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-02-2009 06:55 AM (15 years ago)
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Ask am o
Posted: at 16-02-2009 06:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 16-02-2009 09:45 AM (15 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 16-02-2009 09:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 16-02-2009 09:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 15-02-2009 05:30 PM
sillyjokker, abeg come back home you here?

 Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 16-02-2009 09:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 16-02-2009 11:27 AM (15 years ago)
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u tink say she dey yanki
Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 16-02-2009 11:38 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 16-02-2009 11:27 AM
u tink say she dey yanki

If your airtime don finish go sleep for house... why you dey puke your nose everywhere sef?
Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 16-02-2009 12:13 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahah
Posted: at 16-02-2009 12:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 16-02-2009 06:02 PM (15 years ago)
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sillyjokker..... mnnnhhh , dis ya joke needs editing o... the gas attendant na woman or man?...
Posted: at 16-02-2009 06:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-03-2009 07:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 16-02-2009 06:02 PM
sillyjokker..... mnnnhhh , dis ya joke needs editing o... the gas attendant na woman or man?...

ooopsss! Grin
Posted: at 7-03-2009 07:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 7-03-2009 08:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 16-02-2009 06:02 PM
sillyjokker..... mnnnhhh , dis ya joke needs editing o... the gas attendant na woman or man?...
abi?
Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-03-2009 08:35 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Pires07 on  7-03-2009 08:33 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 16-02-2009 06:02 PM
sillyjokker..... mnnnhhh , dis ya joke needs editing o... the gas attendant na woman or man?...
abi?

Abi as how... Roll Eyes
Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 7-03-2009 08:37 PM (15 years ago)
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who dey share d kisses? man or woman
Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-03-2009 08:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Pires07 on  7-03-2009 08:37 PM
who dey share d kisses? man or woman

Either... depends on who is available... get it?
Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 7-03-2009 08:43 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  7-03-2009 08:39 PM
Quote from: Pires07 on  7-03-2009 08:37 PM
who dey share d kisses? man or woman

Either... depends on who is available... get it?
s0 what if na me go buy fuel, i come meet one huge dude there?
 Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 7-03-2009 08:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  7-03-2009 07:22 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 16-02-2009 06:02 PM
sillyjokker..... mnnnhhh , dis ya joke needs editing o... the gas attendant na woman or man?...

ooopsss! Grin

take suffring ooo hope say u no wound.. Wink
Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-03-2009 09:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Pires07 on  7-03-2009 08:43 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  7-03-2009 08:39 PM
Quote from: Pires07 on  7-03-2009 08:37 PM
who dey share d kisses? man or woman

Either... depends on who is available... get it?
s0 what if na me go buy fuel, i come meet one huge dude there?
 Shocked Shocked Shocked

You already know the answer now... Grin
Posted: at 7-03-2009 09:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 7-03-2009 09:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  7-03-2009 09:09 PM
Quote from: Pires07 on  7-03-2009 08:43 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  7-03-2009 08:39 PM
Quote from: Pires07 on  7-03-2009 08:37 PM
who dey share d kisses? man or woman

Either... depends on who is available... get it?
s0 what if na me go buy fuel, i come meet one huge dude there?
 Shocked Shocked Shocked

You already know the answer now... Grin
whats d anwser?
Posted: at 7-03-2009 09:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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