The illiterate wife

A man went for a job interview with his wife. The man went in first and discovered that the preceeding questions were all the same with his. So when he came out, he told his wife all the answers and she crammed them. The answers were  1.yes
2.monkey
3.Good luck JONATHAN
4.BOKO HARAM
5.HIV
but when the woman got in, the interviewer became interested in the woman and decided to ask her simple questions. He started "madam, the man that left must be ur husband". She replied..."mhmm". Then the man started..
1. Are u single?-the woman replied "yes".
2. Whats the name of your interviewer?
She said "monkey"
3.who would u say is the greatest terrorist in the world?
She said "good luck jonathan"
4.who in Nigeria do u wish long life?
She said "boko haram"
5.well, thats good madam, said the man. He asked bt what wil u give me in return, If I give u the job? She smiled and replied "HIV".