Father of a gay and lesbian!

Date: 17-02-2009 4:57 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Victor Ozowe
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- at 17-02-2009 04:57 PM (16 years ago)
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The youngest son in the family asked his father, Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially" and "reality" Dad: I will show you. He turned to his wife and asked: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for two million dollars?" Wife: Yes. I would never waste such an Opportunity to become a millionaire. Then dad turned to his daughter: Would you sleep with Will Smith for 1 million dollars? Daughter: Yes. That is my fantasy. Dad turned to his older son: Would you sleep with Denzel Washington for 1 million dollars? Son: Yes. Imagine what I would do with 1 million. Dad to his youngest son: You see "potentially" we are sitting on 4 million. But in "reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay. My son, you see what money can do. .....ahhhh, so wat would u call d father......Huh?

Posted: at 17-02-2009 04:57 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- bishop77 at 17-02-2009 05:48 PM (16 years ago)
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Flesh and blood have not reavealed this wisdom to the man but from above. I know the man is not a Nigerian 'cos Nigerians have a way of settling this type of revealations.
Posted: at 17-02-2009 05:48 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Doshe at 18-02-2009 01:17 PM (16 years ago)
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cool bt well formatted.
Posted: at 18-02-2009 01:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 18-02-2009 01:21 PM (16 years ago)
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i dont knw wat to call de father
Posted: at 18-02-2009 01:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 19-02-2009 07:38 PM (16 years ago)
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Rubbish
Posted: at 19-02-2009 07:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ladyc19 at 19-02-2009 11:14 PM (16 years ago)
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lol!!!! nice one
Posted: at 19-02-2009 11:14 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- iyanu4chi at 20-02-2009 10:13 AM (16 years ago)
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funny indeed
Posted: at 20-02-2009 10:13 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- kido123 at 20-02-2009 01:13 PM (16 years ago)
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the father is married to a prostitute and has a gay son and a prostitute daughter....
Posted: at 20-02-2009 01:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diolly at 20-02-2009 03:14 PM (16 years ago)
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the father is a very successful man wyt lesbians and gay in de same ouse
Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:14 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- size1 at 20-02-2009 03:17 PM (16 years ago)
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BrB
Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bigbaby at 20-02-2009 03:21 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 20-02-2009 01:13 PM
the father is married to a prostitute and has a gay son and a prostitute daughter....
abi him life don better na
Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 20-02-2009 03:32 PM (16 years ago)
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like father like son
Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bigbaby at 21-02-2009 03:49 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 20-02-2009 03:32 PM
like father like son
lol
Posted: at 21-02-2009 03:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- victortbone at 21-02-2009 06:38 PM (16 years ago)
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MEN D PAPA NA IDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT1imagine
Posted: at 21-02-2009 06:38 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- bigbaby at 21-02-2009 06:42 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: victortbone on 21-02-2009 06:38 PM
MEN D PAPA NA IDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT1imagine
lol
Posted: at 21-02-2009 06:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 21-02-2009 07:56 PM (16 years ago)
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No comment 4 now.
Posted: at 21-02-2009 07:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pretty-Palmer at 23-02-2009 02:54 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: bigbaby on 21-02-2009 06:42 PM
Quote from: victortbone on 21-02-2009 06:38 PM
MEN D PAPA NA IDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT1imagine
lol

Correctly Stated.
IDIOT with capital letters
Posted: at 23-02-2009 02:54 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kido123 at 23-02-2009 03:48 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 21-02-2009 07:56 PM
No comment 4 now.


dis wan wey u come talk nko?....
Posted: at 23-02-2009 03:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 23-02-2009 04:56 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 23-02-2009 03:48 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on 21-02-2009 07:56 PM
No comment 4 now.


dis wan wey u come talk nko?....

i wander oooooooooooooooooo........imagine of all topic na dis 1 him no wan talk for....................jehovah bu eze
Posted: at 23-02-2009 04:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 23-02-2009 05:28 PM (16 years ago)
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tell am na?....
Posted: at 23-02-2009 05:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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