At your own risk!

Three men got lost in the forest and were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told them they could live if they pass a test. The first step of the test was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the test to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in, but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the test to him he thought this should be easy. So in they went 1……
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8.. and on the 9th berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, when i saw the third guy coming with pineapples!"

Posted: at 23-02-2009 10:24 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 23-02-2009 03:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 23-02-2009 04:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

e dey possible na..... u don try am? ...

Posted: at 23-02-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 23-02-2009 07:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 24-02-2009 02:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 24-02-2009 09:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 24-02-2009 10:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac