The Warden

Date: 03-03-2009 10:13 pm (16 years ago) | Author: kester Onwuka
- at 3-03-2009 10:13 PM (16 years ago)
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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'

The boy replied, 'What turkey?'

The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'

The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'

The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.

If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'

The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!'

Posted: at 3-03-2009 10:13 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- femaadinho at 3-03-2009 10:37 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 3-03-2009 10:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 4-03-2009 07:31 PM (16 years ago)
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not funny @all
Posted: at 4-03-2009 07:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 4-03-2009 10:34 PM (16 years ago)
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VERY FUNNY
Posted: at 4-03-2009 10:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-03-2009 10:46 PM (16 years ago)
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good one...
Posted: at 4-03-2009 10:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 5-03-2009 12:39 PM (16 years ago)
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NICE 1
Posted: at 5-03-2009 12:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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