with the
Queen of
England.He asked her, "how
do
you run such an efficient government?
Are
there any tips
you can give to me?I want
to help
Nigeria" "well, said the Queen,the
most
important
thing is to surround
yourself with
intelligent people."Jonathan frowned,
and
then
asked,"But how do i know
the
people around me are really intelligent?"The
Queen replied.
Oh, that's easy; you just ask
them
to answer an intelligent
riddle.The Queen
pushed a
button on her
intercom."Please
send David Cameron in here,
would you?"
David Cameron walked into
the
room and
said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled
and said,"Answer me this
please.
David,your
mother and father have a
child,it is not your
brother and it is not your
sister.
Who is
it?"without pausing for a
minute David
Cameron answered,"that
would
be
me."Yes,very good,"said
the Queen. Jonathan
went back home to ask his
Vice
President
Sambo, answer this for
me,your mother and your father have a child,it's
not
your brother
and it's not your sister,
who
is it?" I'm not sure said Sambo."Let me
get back
to you.He
asked all his staff in the
Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally,one day,he ran into
Dora
Akunyili.
Sambo asked," ora,Your
mother
and father have a child and it's not
your
brother or
sister,who is it?" ora
answered
sharply,"That's easy, its me! Sambo smiled,and said
"thanks!"Then he
went back to speak with
Jonathan.Sir,"I have the
answer to that
riddle", It's
Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said
to
Sambo.No wonder Nigeria
isn't moving
forward,
I am Surrounded by
Dummies.!"The answer is
David Cameron!
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