If you are in a sophisticated area like Banana Island, here is how the ATM would communicate; ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga. -Please, enter your secret number. -How much will you like to withdraw? Thank you for banking with us, Mr. Adenuga. ¡¡.but if you are in a place like Mushin,here is how it will respond; After a guy inserts his card, inputs his pin, ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iya, -sho wa pa? -sho ri e wa nbe? Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje. ATM: Elo ni k¡¯omo aye po jade? (guy inputs 10,000) ATM: (dispenses cash). Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie. In a place like Ibadan. An Ibadan woman inserts her card, inputs her secret code. ATM: (In Ibadan tone) -Ekabo Iya, -Se wa pa? -So nsure? -Elo le fe gba? (Woman enters N2,000) ATM: Iya, ko ma s¡¯owo lapo yin ke! (Woman enters N2,000 again) ATM: Se ko nse afise? Mo so pe ko s¡¯owo lapo yin. (For the third time, woman enters N2,000 again, thinking it was an error on the ATM ¡¯s part) ATM: (pauses for a while) Iya, se ko re o? -Oma saaro kutukutu ke. -Alawin laaro ojo aje. -Abaye nse o ni? -To be pe ko to fa kadi e yo, mo ma gbe je ni. -Alawin osi. In a place like Ijebu A woman inserts her card & pin ATM: Omo alare, -elo ro nfe gba? (Woman enters N2,391.50K) ATM: Pause for about one minute, trying to understand the digits. After about a minute, ATM replies, ATM: Iya, mo nbo? E je nsare lo wa shenji wa =))
Posted: at 27-05-2012 06:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
chummyli at 27-05-2012 06:55 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Make ur pipo come comment cos I no undastnd yoruba
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 27-05-2012 06:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 28-05-2012 10:26 AM (12 years ago) (m)
no dey talk say u "still" dey vex. cos 2 say do wetin dat guy tell. na im b say ur pikin go com here say im dey vex say u hug transformer die. den we go tellam make e go 4 express stop moving car. den ur pikin pikin go com, we go givam anoda 1 wey e go do
Posted: at 28-05-2012 10:26 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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