MEN,,´(complain must get answer),.........

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed
their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were."

You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."


   

 
 

Posted: at 6-03-2009 01:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Women are really trying.God is good

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Posted: at 6-03-2009 10:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Thank God am a Man.............

Posted: at 6-03-2009 11:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Me too

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Posted: at 6-03-2009 11:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i don post dis joke b4 na?.... i go vex for pesin here o!

Posted: at 6-03-2009 05:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i don begin my vex o.... better return my joke o....

Posted: at 6-03-2009 05:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

kido pull ya tie first

Posted: at 6-03-2009 06:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na that one con hard 4 them...shaa na every day their house they dirty and other stuff like that..
make them find work do jare no full house wife again lol

Posted: at 7-03-2009 02:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Posted again.

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Posted: at 7-03-2009 11:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

mute

Posted: at 12-03-2009 08:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac