Pastors versus ladies

Date: 02-06-2012 10:25 am (11 years ago) | Author: Olushola Gabriel Opeyemi
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- at 2-06-2012 10:25 AM (11 years ago)
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I noticed something happening at churches in Abuja and decided to check it out. I discovered that young ladies are trying to confuse pastors in churches during sermon.

I went to a church recently and i saw a pastor preaching about repentance and the pastor said " My brothers and sister you have to be a born again to enter into the kingdom of GOD" so the pastor noticed one lady with short skirt siting on a front side, so the pastor was tempted but he couldn't look below her skirt because she was below and he was above (at the altar) so he turned the preaching into something that would make him bend down, then he continued saying "Abraham was a man of GOD, he was asked to look into the future by GOD, so Abraham bend down and looked into the future" then i saw the Pastor demonstrating how Abraham bend down in the front of the lady with short skirt and he said "the future was not clear when Abraham bend down, but GOD told Abraham to bend down again and look into the future and this time the future was clear".

What do you think the pastor meant by saying "the future was clear".....?

Please post your comment.
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Posted: at 2-06-2012 10:25 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 2-06-2012 10:31 AM (11 years ago)
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Pb4

Posted: at 2-06-2012 10:31 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 2-06-2012 10:32 AM (11 years ago)
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1st PB101
2nd u n ur yeye link we no need dam
Posted: at 2-06-2012 10:32 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 2-06-2012 10:43 AM (11 years ago)
more yeye
Posted: at 2-06-2012 10:43 AM (11 years ago) |
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- at 2-06-2012 10:44 AM (11 years ago)
anyway boo
Posted: at 2-06-2012 10:44 AM (11 years ago) |
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- BournIdentity at 2-06-2012 10:58 AM (11 years ago)
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4 u
Posted: at 2-06-2012 10:58 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kaycee22 at 2-06-2012 12:06 PM (11 years ago)
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ona don turn diz forum to pb4 forum abi?
Posted: at 2-06-2012 12:06 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ANELEEVEREST at 2-06-2012 12:14 PM (11 years ago)
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PBM posted by me
Posted: at 2-06-2012 12:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bosmat at 2-06-2012 12:18 PM (11 years ago)
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lol  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 2-06-2012 12:18 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Muzzing at 2-06-2012 12:51 PM (11 years ago)
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Still waiting for d yoke
Posted: at 2-06-2012 12:51 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 2-06-2012 01:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Bongo Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 2-06-2012 01:13 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- francischi at 2-06-2012 01:33 PM (11 years ago)
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old story

Posted: at 2-06-2012 01:33 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 2-06-2012 03:13 PM (11 years ago)
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i saw
Posted: at 2-06-2012 03:13 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 2-06-2012 03:26 PM (11 years ago)
fk off
Posted: at 2-06-2012 03:26 PM (11 years ago) |
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- BournIdentity at 2-06-2012 07:12 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided boo
Posted: at 2-06-2012 07:12 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- francischi at 2-06-2012 07:15 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 2-06-2012 07:15 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- tando at 2-06-2012 07:45 PM (11 years ago)
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boring. suppose to be a joke i guess
Posted: at 2-06-2012 07:45 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 2-06-2012 07:47 PM (11 years ago)
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no is not but koje

Posted: at 2-06-2012 07:47 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 3-06-2012 12:07 AM (11 years ago)
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posta which side u come from? i sure say u too u b gambian wey always dey gamble abi

Posted: at 3-06-2012 12:07 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 3-06-2012 02:33 AM (11 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 3-06-2012 02:33 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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