A wife went on holiday leaving the husband behind.
The husband got so horny one day that he decided to try the maid who had just come from Nsukka village and who seemed clever. ... He called the maid to his bedroom where he had taken off his pants, he pointed to his manhood when the maid arrived.
Husband: Do you know what this is?
Maid: (Shyly) Yes...
Husband: Do you know what it s for?
Maid: Yes
Husband: show me.
The maid immediately dropped to her knees held the item with both hands drew closer and opened her mouth.
The husband was shivering with anticipation
The maid then began,
"My name is Amaka Nweke, I'm 24 years old and I'm from Nsukka, Enugu State.
I would like to make a shout-out to my parents, my uncle Emeka Ossai in Ontisha aka'Eribe agwuagwu'and aunt Nneka aka'ochalugo nwanyi'.
I would also like to tell my boyfriend Emeka that I miss him.
Can u play me Ashawo by Flavour Nabania?"
Then finally says to the man,
"Oga, take your microphone I'm through.
Haaaahaaahaaaaa
Posted: at 2-06-2012 05:50 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
@ chum U̶̲̥̅̊ suppose know Йą.. U̶̲̥̅̊ of all people.. double twale... ( ) owo meji fun e yan kan soso.. / \ , ' . Tu'ale baba, I hail oooo
Posted: at 2-06-2012 09:47 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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boo 
. ?? =)) =)) =)) 
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