I don die ehehehehehe!

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
The man says, “OK, give me the good news first.”
The doctor says, “The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.”
The man replies, “Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?”
The doctor says, “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.mmmhhh ur tym į̸̸̨§ off
The man...cheeeyaa na die I de oo ehhehehheh

Posted: at 8-06-2012 08:30 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

Waiting 4 U̶̲̥̅̊

Posted: at 8-06-2012 08:43 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

Na im be say he go die now now cuz I don show but if u still dey delay..... I go take molding hammer blow ur head

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Posted: at 8-06-2012 08:58 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

wrong numba try it again

Posted: at 8-06-2012 11:52 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

More yeye

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Posted: at 9-06-2012 01:56 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

thank God, why e be say any mad man wen xcape, go run cum NP?
ogbono

Posted: at 10-06-2012 04:58 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

oga o! useless jokes don taya mi!

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Posted: at 11-06-2012 05:19 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

Bongo

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Posted: at 11-06-2012 06:36 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

then go to gambia u go hear best jokes

Posted: at 13-06-2012 06:43 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 16-06-2012 03:20 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero