she's a lil bit older dan me.. met her at the pool.,we exchanged glances.. chatted , taught her how to swim..started talking on fone..visited her at her office..tried to make out with her..she gave me a dirty slap..den kissed me..dnt need to xplain wat happened next..3mths dwn the line found a gun in her closet., i started holding back..coz i'm nervous n shocked....itz ova 3wks now..n she;s asking questions..getting mad at me..
honestly mehn..water don pass garri n i'm wondering how to end diz relationship coz i dnt feel comfortable around her no more..but dnt wanna upset her in anyway..not after seeing dat 9mm..
i need gud suggestions plz..no jokes
Be yourself
Posted: at 18-03-2009 11:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
chrissiebee at 18-03-2009 11:34 PM (15 years ago) (f)
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....needed that laff!!!
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Posted: at 18-03-2009 11:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
she's a lil bit older dan me.. met her at the pool.,we exchanged glances.. chatted , taught her how to swim..started talking on fone..visited her at her office..tried to make out with her..she gave me a dirty slap..den kissed me..dnt need to xplain wat happened next..3mths dwn the line found a gun in her closet., i started holding back..coz i'm nervous n shocked....itz ova 3wks now..n she;s asking questions..getting mad at me..
honestly mehn..water don pass garri n i'm wondering how to end diz relationship coz i dnt feel comfortable around her no more..but dnt wanna upset her in anyway..not after seeing dat 9mm..
i need gud suggestions plz..no jokes
Lolll @ Da Dirty Slap...
But Seriously, my Gee, if to say l know where yu fit Run to now, l for Help yu Drive the Motor go there, but al the Same, Find Somewhere Run Go...
When She Calls tho, stay Being Nice, but always Give Excuses for why yu can't go see her ... Let's Hope dat Stalls her
WHEN YU DIE YU TAKE NOTHING WITH YU, SO PLS PUT A SMILE ON YUR NEIGHBOR'S FACE
Posted: at 18-03-2009 11:38 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
diplomatik at 18-03-2009 11:39 PM (15 years ago) (f)
omg.................lmao............this is funny.............becareful ooo
u've seen me right? i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either , i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool
Posted: at 18-03-2009 11:39 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
mehn guys..d fin no find am amusing again o.. ..i need ideas mehn..my brain iz running faster dan a computer processor...she'z such an enigma, very unpredictable...finking of telling her dat i've decided to follow Jesus..dats sound realistic n polite
Be yourself
Posted: at 19-03-2009 12:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
chrissiebee at 19-03-2009 12:05 AM (15 years ago) (f)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
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Posted: at 19-03-2009 12:05 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
kelzteady at 19-03-2009 12:07 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: d_man on 19-03-2009 12:03 AM
mehn guys..d fin no find am amusing again o.. ..i need ideas mehn..my brain iz running faster dan a computer processor...she'z such an enigma, very unpredictable...finking of telling her dat i've decided to follow Jesus..dats sound realistic n polite
tell her the kingdom of God is at hand annd tell her to repent, she might get off your arse
Posted: at 19-03-2009 12:07 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
akjasper at 19-03-2009 12:12 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: d_man on 19-03-2009 12:03 AM
mehn guys..d fin no find am amusing again o.. ..i need ideas mehn..my brain iz running faster dan a computer processor...she'z such an enigma, very unpredictable...finking of telling her dat i've decided to follow Jesus..dats sound realistic n polite
Then u better start following jesus for real ..thn to lie wit his name... Buh why are u so afraid? aint u a real man? ..keep calm and tek control of the sitiaution mehn...u owe her???
Posted: at 19-03-2009 12:12 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
chrissiebee at 19-03-2009 12:15 AM (15 years ago) (f)
*passing*
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Posted: at 19-03-2009 12:15 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
mehn guys..d fin no find am amusing again o.. ..i need ideas mehn..my brain iz running faster dan a computer processor...she'z such an enigma, very unpredictable...finking of telling her dat i've decided to follow Jesus..dats sound realistic n polite
Please have mercy on my ribs!!
SSCE, BSC, ABS, ADN, AAS, AAGS, PHD, MASTERS....I'm Qualified, So Shut Up And Listen .
Posted: at 19-03-2009 12:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
mehn guys..d fin no find am amusing again o.. ..i need ideas mehn..my brain iz running faster dan a computer processor...she'z such an enigma, very unpredictable...finking of telling her dat i've decided to follow Jesus..dats sound realistic n polite
Then u better start following jesus for real ..thn to lie wit his name... Buh why are u so afraid? aint u a real man? ..keep calm and tek control of the sitiaution mehn...u owe her???
...yea..working on it..God sees me thru this n no more games
Be yourself
Posted: at 19-03-2009 12:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
akjasper at 19-03-2009 12:25 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: d_man on 19-03-2009 12:20 AM
Quote from: akjasper on 19-03-2009 12:12 AM
Quote from: d_man on 19-03-2009 12:03 AM
mehn guys..d fin no find am amusing again o.. ..i need ideas mehn..my brain iz running faster dan a computer processor...she'z such an enigma, very unpredictable...finking of telling her dat i've decided to follow Jesus..dats sound realistic n polite
Then u better start following jesus for real ..thn to lie wit his name... Buh why are u so afraid? aint u a real man? ..keep calm and tek control of the sitiaution mehn...u owe her???
...yea..working on it..God sees me thru this n no more games
Ohh now u are talking so u where playing games ??
Posted: at 19-03-2009 12:25 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
vivian07 at 19-03-2009 12:28 AM (15 years ago) (f)
Quote from: d_man on 18-03-2009 11:33 PM
she's a lil bit older dan me.. met her at the pool.,we exchanged glances.. chatted , taught her how to swim..started talking on fone..visited her at her office..tried to make out with her..she gave me a dirty slap..den kissed me..dnt need to xplain wat happened next..3mths dwn the line found a gun in her closet., i started holding back..coz i'm nervous n shocked....itz ova 3wks now..n she;s asking questions..getting mad at me..
honestly mehn..water don pass garri n i'm wondering how to end diz relationship coz i dnt feel comfortable around her no more..but dnt wanna upset her in anyway..not after seeing dat 9mm..
i need gud suggestions plz..no jokes
how many slaps did u get ? ok if its 1 then she is being sexy. but if its 2 she is telling u dat "dont phyuk with me " but for the gun, u know wat that means.
Posted: at 19-03-2009 12:28 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
chrissiebee at 19-03-2009 12:29 AM (15 years ago) (f)
*passing jor*
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Posted: at 19-03-2009 12:29 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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