LMAO: Nigerians Are Having Too Many Children – President Goodluck (Page 5)

Date: 28-06-2012 8:00 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
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- kebella at 30-06-2012 12:04 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: toibeli on 28-06-2012 11:36 PM
It is difficult not to have so many kids when most of the men have no jobs, and
the only recreational activity they have is SEX.
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 30-06-2012 12:04 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- PRINCECHIVIC83 at 30-06-2012 01:18 AM (11 years ago)
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You guys should stop insulting the president of the fedral republic of Nigeria, he is trying his best ib this country,if he did not control this stuff Nigeria may be worse than China and Indian in Population...GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN...May God bless and strengting you Sir! you are trying.God will Punish all those who are distroy your effort in this country.
Posted: at 30-06-2012 01:18 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- FRANKLYNJUDGE at 30-06-2012 02:16 AM (11 years ago)
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Ok ooo
Posted: at 30-06-2012 02:16 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- larrel at 30-06-2012 05:42 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Sophyrocks on 28-06-2012 09:32 PM
But its true. Our own na 2 born al ova d place jst say bcos pickin na gift 4rm God. Bt 2 train dem wel na wahala. B4 u knw it,dey al turn 2 nuisance in d society. Wetin dey dere 2 born d numba u fit afford? Very low mentality of nigerians. U c a couple wit 6 to 10 children,livin in abject poverty.and na so d poverty go continue o bcos d man didnt plan d lives of d children wel. Dis na d 1st beta tin wey jona don talk since e enter power. We too many 4 9ja.   

hmmmmmmmmmmm. true! but when people lack jobs or a specific purpose for living, then sex happens! and also, not all families can afford condoms, afterall, dis is naija we are talking about.
Posted: at 30-06-2012 05:42 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- proly at 30-06-2012 10:17 AM (11 years ago)
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at least 2boys nd a gurl is ok
Posted: at 30-06-2012 10:17 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- cindyluv2k4 at 30-06-2012 10:25 AM (11 years ago)
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GEJ is a confused man at †ђξ moment...people are dying everyday and he's there talking of child bearing... Enways people need to grow †ђξ already dwindling populace as boko haram don swear to wipe themselves out...†ђξ more deaths, †ђξ more births. So oga GEJ go address more pressing issues and leave people to multiply their lineage as dem want aight.
Posted: at 30-06-2012 10:25 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DELAT at 30-06-2012 11:15 AM (11 years ago)
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Na true talk.
Posted: at 30-06-2012 11:15 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tippa at 30-06-2012 12:18 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: DMG17 on 29-06-2012 08:20 PM

To: Shell Recruitment
From: Nigerian Students In Europe

You evil white people in Shell, you didn't offer jobs to Nigerian graduate students overseas. We 9 of us applied for jobs with good University qualifications in Shell, and you cruelly didn't offer us the jobs even with our high quality degree which we studied very hard and received here in Europe having know-how in our professions. But, you are operating in our country Nigeria, you are polluting our lands, stealing our oil, treating our people with indifference in our own country, killing our people with polluted air, stealing billions worth of oil every second from our country, and you are calling us fools, you immoral white racists, even here in Europe you show us inhumanity, but in Nigeria we treat you like kings and queens, like human beings, but you treat us like slaves in your countries, you call us niggas, you call us monkeys. Now, the table is badly turned, you have cast the first stone bitterly on us. Because of your refusal to offer 9 of us Nigerians jobs in shell which we applied for from overseas so as to work in our country, the 9 of us have now decided to return to Nigeria our country. We shall now mobilize our people to bomb and destroy shell stations, shell depots, all shell oil fields, and plants, terminals, offices, and all shell rigs, just wait and see. Wicked racists.

Nigerian Govt is the problem not shell.
Posted: at 30-06-2012 12:18 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- igbonnanna at 30-06-2012 01:34 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: nametalkam on 28-06-2012 08:00 PM
Nigerians should limit the number of children they are having, according to the country’s leader. President Goodluck Jonathan said people were having too many children, and went on to back birth control measures. He said that in particular, uneducated people were having too many children, and urged people to only have as many children as they could afford.



The United Nations has estimated that the population of Nigeria could grow from 160m to 400m by 2050. Nigeria is the most populous country in Africa, and previous attempts to encourage adults to have fewer children have failed.

Mr Jonathan said legislation and policies aimed at controlling the number of births might be considered in future. He said he had asked the National Population Commission to inform people about birth control before taking the issue further. The president acknowledged that the issue was a sensitive one, saying:

    “We are extremely religious people… It is a very sensitive thing.”

    Mr Jonathan was quoted as saying :

   

MANY NIGERIANS, ESPECIALLY SOME OF OUR WOMEN (BECAUSE WOMEN ARE NORMALLY THE VICTIMS) HERE NEVER SIEZE TO AMAZE ME WITH THE LOW LEVEL OF THEIR EXPOSURE AND KNOWLEDGE, DESPITE SOME WHO CLAIM TO BE UNIVERSITY, POLYTECHNIC AND HIGHER INSTITUTIONS GRADUATES NOT UNDERSTANDING THE BENEFITS AND URGENT NEED FOR "BIRTH CONTROL" IN NIGERIA TO ACHIEVE A "QUALITY LIFE". IT BOILS DOWN IF YOU ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT "QUALITY LIFE" IS ALL ABOUT? I FEEL ASHAMED BEFORE THE CIVIL SOCIETY TO READ THE INSULTS AGAINST A PERSON  WHO OPENED UP TO ADVICE YOU PEOPLE. SHAME! SHAME!! AND REALLY BIG SHAME!!!
Posted: at 30-06-2012 01:34 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- igbonnanna at 30-06-2012 02:02 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: DMG17 on 29-06-2012 08:23 PM

To: Shell Recruitment
From: Nigerian Students In Europe

You evil white people in Shell
, you didn't offer jobs to Nigerian graduate students overseas. We 9 of us applied for jobs with good University qualifications in Shell, and you cruelly didn't offer us the jobs even with our high quality degree which we studied very hard and received here in Europe having know-how in our professions. But, you are operating in our country Nigeria, you are polluting our lands, stealing our oil, treating our people with indifference in our own country, killing our people with polluted air, stealing billions worth of oil every second from our country, and you are calling us fools, you immoral white racists, even here in Europe you show us inhumanity, but in Nigeria we treat you like kings and queens, like human beings, but you treat us like slaves in your countries, you call us niggas, you call us monkeys. Now, the table is badly turned, you have cast the first stone bitterly on us. Because of your refusal to offer 9 of us Nigerians jobs in shell which we applied for from overseas so as to work in our country, the 9 of us have now decided to return to Nigeria our country. We shall now mobilize our people to bomb and destroy shell stations, shell depots, all shell oil fields, and plants, terminals, offices, and all shell rigs, just wait and see. Wicked racists.


***evil white people in Shell
, - they will only laugh and smile at you jackassly if they read this word, knowing who they.

Fellow Nigerians who wrote this; BELIEVE IT OR NOT, YOU CAN'T ACHIEVE MUCH BY VIOLENCE.

If you bomb Shell or any foreign firm Oil Wells,

1. you destroy a property and structure already built on Nigeria soil not in Europe.

2. You pollute Nigeria's environment, create and expand diseases from the fumes and toxics against your fellow Nigerians
   not against Europeans.

3. If you actually studied in Europe, you must realize that Shell Will NEVER loose a Kobo because an European Insurance Companies will refund them all the money and create more jobs for European graduates in the Insurance industry and the European government will allow the insurance some Tax Relief, give subvention to Shell, etc. to make their businesses and economy stay afloat.

4. You will cause Nigerians to loose jobs in Nigeria's Shell, from the Security men at the gate to the officers in the offices which you blow up, thereby increasing unemployment, crime and poverty because of just Nine (9) of you, then over 500 or more families will be affected, including their wives, children and dependants.

5. Shell will import from their homes countries (more replacement machines and equipment) thereby creating jobs in their home-country and reduce same in Nigeria.

6. Other suppliers and companies dependent on Shell in Nigeria will lay off workers.

7. Your Nigeria will continue to make headlines in the western media as a country not good for foreign investment, etc. etc.

ETC. Etc. HAVE YOU SOLVE Y/OUR PROBLEMS THEN???

THINK! THINK!! AND REASON LIKE SOMEONE WHO STUDIED IN EUROPE OR AMERICA, and see things from Inside to Outside.

Why not try

1.  To find out how Bills are enacted and form a pressure group of Nigerians and conerned Nigerians home and abroad who have to support the Bill to make it mandatory for Shell and all foreign companies to employ only Nigerians, expecially those who study abroad, as it is in Europe and America. Malaysia is doing same right now. All their foreign trained are lured home. Any expatriate must have a Nigerian understudying him while his or her (expatriate) employment contract stay temporal.
**Those who studied abroad b ecause they acquired SAME QUALITY EDUCATION like the expatriates

2. For Nigerians to win any case in the Court against any foreign firms if they act otherwise.

3. Dailogue with the Federal and State Agencies to change attitude. Creat a resounding awareness about the Western firms.

4. A campaign against maltreatment of Nigerians and carry it to European Courts, if necessay.

5. JUST BE CREATIVE, INNOVATIVE AND APPLY THE SWORD OF LAW AND INTELLIGENCE. Nine (9) of you and many more Nigerians will gain more, etc. etc. and it will be everlasting. Thank you.


Posted: at 30-06-2012 02:02 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- democrazy at 30-06-2012 02:05 PM (11 years ago)
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By their fruits you will know them...............So he is in full membership for the plot to reduce naija population!! another black enslaver!!! they all get well rewarded by their caucasian masters. Is that why he's been receiving $1bn loan every month? To help further Bill gate's agenda??
Posted: at 30-06-2012 02:05 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sheczy at 30-06-2012 02:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Abeg Na the Rate of Children wey Plenty make Light no dey? Abi na that wan make road no good? Or na im Make fuel Scarce? Funny President.

Posted: at 30-06-2012 02:39 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- imezi at 1-07-2012 05:37 PM (11 years ago)
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na dis make u no take action so boko haram go reduce lives Grin
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- cocoeni at 1-07-2012 05:57 PM (11 years ago)
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I dey laugh ooo
Posted: at 1-07-2012 05:57 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- igbonnanna at 1-07-2012 06:14 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: nametalkam on 28-06-2012 08:00 PM
Nigerians should limit the number of children they are having, according to the country’s leader. President Goodluck Jonathan said people were having too many children, and went on to back birth control measures. He said that in particular, uneducated people were having too many children, and urged people to only have as many children as they could afford.



The United Nations has estimated that the population of Nigeria could grow from 160m to 400m by 2050. Nigeria is the most populous country in Africa, and previous attempts to encourage adults to have fewer children have failed.

Mr Jonathan said legislation and policies aimed at controlling the number of births might be considered in future. He said he had asked the National Population Commission to inform people about birth control before taking the issue further. The president acknowledged that the issue was a sensitive one, saying:

    “We are extremely religious people… It is a very sensitive thing.”

    Mr Jonathan was quoted as saying :

   


MANY NIGERIANS, ESPECIALLY SOME OF OUR WOMEN (BECAUSE WOMEN ARE NORMALLY THE VICTIMS) HERE NEVER SIEZE TO AMAZE ME WITH THE LOW LEVEL OF THEIR EXPOSURE AND KNOWLEDGE, DESPITE SOME WHO CLAIM TO BE UNIVERSITY, POLYTECHNIC AND HIGHER INSTITUTIONS GRADUATES NOT UNDERSTANDING THE BENEFITS AND URGENT NEED FOR "BIRTH CONTROL" IN NIGERIA TO ACHIEVE A "QUALITY LIFE".

IT BOILS DOWN IF YOU ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT "QUALITY LIFE" IS ALL ABOUT? I FEEL ASHAMED BEFORE THE CIVIL SOCIETY TO READ THE INSULTS AGAINST A PERSON  WHO OPENED UP TO ADVICE YOU PEOPLE. SHAME! SHAME!! AND REALLY BIG SHAME!!!
Posted: at 1-07-2012 06:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- igbonnanna at 1-07-2012 06:15 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: DMG17 on 29-06-2012 08:18 PM

To: Shell Recruitment
From: Nigerian Students In Europe

You evil white people in Shell, you didn't offer jobs to Nigerian graduate students overseas. We 9 of us applied for jobs with good University qualifications in Shell, and you cruelly didn't offer us the jobs even with our high quality degree which we studied very hard and received here in Europe having know-how in our professions. But, you are operating in our country Nigeria, you are polluting our lands, stealing our oil, treating our people with indifference in our own country, killing our people with polluted air, stealing billions worth of oil every second from our country, and you are calling us fools, you immoral white racists, even here in Europe you show us inhumanity, but in Nigeria we treat you like kings and queens, like human beings, but you treat us like slaves in your countries, you call us niggas, you call us monkeys. Now, the table is badly turned, you have cast the first stone bitterly on us. Because of your refusal to offer 9 of us Nigerians jobs in shell which we applied for from overseas so as to work in our country, the 9 of us have now decided to return to Nigeria our country. We shall now mobilize our people to bomb and destroy shell stations, shell depots, all shell oil fields, and plants, terminals, offices, and all shell rigs, just wait and see. Wicked racists.


***evil white people in Shell, - they will only laugh and smile at you jackassly if they read this word, knowing who they.

Fellow Nigerians who wrote this; BELIEVE IT OR NOT, YOU CAN'T ACHIEVE MUCH BY VIOLENCE.

If you bomb Shell or any foreign firm Oil Wells,

1. you destroy a property and structure already built on Nigeria soil not in Europe.

2. You pollute Nigeria's environment, create and expand diseases from the fumes and toxics against your fellow Nigerians
   not against Europeans.

3. If you actually studied in Europe, you must realize that Shell Will NEVER loose a Kobo because an European Insurance Companies will refund them all the money and create more jobs for European graduates in the Insurance industry and the European government will allow the insurance some Tax Relief, give subvention to Shell, etc. to make their businesses and economy stay afloat.

4. You will cause Nigerians to loose jobs in Nigeria's Shell, from the Security men at the gate to the officers in the offices which you blow up, thereby increasing unemployment, crime and poverty because of just Nine (9) of you, then over 500 or more families will be affected, including their wives, children and dependants.

5. Shell will import from their homes countries (more replacement machines and equipment) thereby creating jobs in their home-country and reduce same in Nigeria.

6. Other suppliers and companies dependent on Shell in Nigeria will lay off workers.

7. Your Nigeria will continue to make headlines in the western media as a country not good for foreign investment, etc. etc.

ETC. Etc. HAVE YOU SOLVE Y/OUR PROBLEMS THEN???

THINK! THINK!! AND REASON LIKE SOMEONE WHO STUDIED IN EUROPE OR AMERICA, and see things from Inside to Outside.

Why not try

1.  To find out how Bills are enacted and form a pressure group of Nigerians and conerned Nigerians home and abroad who have to support the Bill to make it mandatory for Shell and all foreign companies to employ only Nigerians, expecially those who study abroad, as it is in Europe and America. Malaysia is doing same right now. All their foreign trained are lured home. Any expatriate must have a Nigerian understudying him while his or her (expatriate) employment contract stay temporal.
**Those who studied abroad b ecause they acquired SAME QUALITY EDUCATION like the expatriates

2. For Nigerians to win any case in the Court against any foreign firms if they act otherwise.

3. Dailogue with the Federal and State Agencies to change attitude. Creat a resounding awareness about the Western firms.

4. A campaign against maltreatment of Nigerians and carry it to European Courts, if necessay.

5. JUST BE CREATIVE, INNOVATIVE AND APPLY THE SWORD OF LAW AND INTELLIGENCE. Nine (9) of you and many more Nigerians will gain more, etc. etc. and it will be everlasting. Thank you.

Posted: at 1-07-2012 06:15 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- eoadex2003 at 1-07-2012 08:52 PM (11 years ago)
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Hear wettin cow boy dey talk.
Posted: at 1-07-2012 08:52 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prinzjadon at 1-07-2012 10:18 PM (11 years ago)
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hw diz dod wey col himself presido de talk lyk dis    him no no sey we hav to replace d number of d dead first wey.boko don.kill
Posted: at 1-07-2012 10:18 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Solidstonez at 5-07-2012 09:42 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: sheczy on 30-06-2012 02:39 PM
Abeg Na the Rate of Children wey Plenty make Light no dey? Abi na that wan make road no good? Or na im Make fuel Scarce? Funny President.
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 5-07-2012 09:42 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- osamabinladin at 6-07-2012 12:49 PM (11 years ago)
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ok
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