A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
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Posted: at 19-03-2009 12:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
omatseye at 19-03-2009 12:25 PM (16 years ago) (m)
gwhy u manage reach uk border dey find color radio 2 watch NTA news ...while kritiantus reach japan airport say na butter fly carry me reach here.....LOL
Posted: at 19-03-2009 12:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 19-03-2009 12:27 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: omatseye on 19-03-2009 12:25 PM
gwhy u manage reach uk border dey find color radio 2 watch NTA news ...while kritiantus reach japan airport say na butter fly carry me reach here.....LOL
and while you still dey stand for bus-stop there.... ˙˙˙ʎǝʞuoɯ 'ɐpunƃɐɾ 'ǝlo oɯo
Posted: at 19-03-2009 12:27 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
omatseye at 19-03-2009 12:41 PM (16 years ago) (m)
KIA... 2 BROTHERS (GWHY AND KRISTIANTUS) BECAME HANDICAP BECOS DEY WANTED 2 WATCH LIVE EYIMBA FOOBALL MATCH AT NATIONAL STADIUM BECOS DEY DONT HAVE MONEY 2 BUY TICKET BUT NOT KNOWING DAT IT IS JUST AN INTER HOUSE SPORT EVENT GOING ON...D 2 BROTHERS SAID DEM NO EVEN ASK US 2 BUY TICKET BECOS WE ARE HANDICAP....
Posted: at 19-03-2009 12:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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