A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.”
“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don’t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim.” If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife.
“What did the doctor say?”
“You’re going to die,” she replied.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 21-03-2009 12:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
downlowguy at 21-03-2009 02:29 PM (16 years ago) (m)
u have really made me laugh today silly jokker,but i did think that the man planned it with the doc to Impose those responsiobility on her,good for the woman she knew the game they were both playing...Lol.
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:29 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Sillyjokker at 21-03-2009 02:32 PM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: downlowguy on 21-03-2009 02:29 PM
u have really made me laugh today silly jokker,but i did think that the man planned it with the doc to Impose those responsiobility on her,good for the woman she knew the game they were both playing...Lol.
Good to hear that... this joke make someone laugh...
Keep reading and laughing... it is recommended.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
downlowguy at 21-03-2009 02:46 PM (16 years ago) (m)
stripod102 do u have some kinda beef with sillyjokker or u just trying to be a HATER or gain cheap popularity Gee i havent seen any of ur post...if u think u good Bring it on and lets see what stuff u made of
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:46 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Sillyjokker at 21-03-2009 02:47 PM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: downlowguy on 21-03-2009 02:46 PM
stripod102 do u have some kinda beef with sillyjokker or u just trying to be a HATER or gain cheap popularity Gee i havent seen any of ur post...if u think u good Bring it on and lets see what stuff u made of
Please ask him well o! becos... I'm begining to think he has cotton wool inside his ear.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
stripod102 at 23-03-2009 02:30 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: downlowguy on 21-03-2009 02:46 PM
stripod102 do u have some kinda beef with sillyjokker or u just trying to be a HATER or gain cheap popularity Gee i havent seen any of ur post...if u think u good Bring it on and lets see what stuff u made of
U must be very silly..I taught sillj was the only patient here...well..dawo dawo guy....if u dey trip for me just tell me...instead make u dey take style style tasi me.....i go flog u comot here if u no take time ooo.
Posted: at 23-03-2009 02:30 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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