Culprites trying to escape

Date: 21-03-2009 3:22 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 21-03-2009 03:22 PM (16 years ago)
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A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
 He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
 The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."
 The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
 At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"


Posted: at 21-03-2009 03:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- kesterjoe at 21-03-2009 03:28 PM (16 years ago)
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Nice one
Posted: at 21-03-2009 03:28 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 21-03-2009 03:30 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kesterjoe on 21-03-2009 03:28 PM
Nice one

Thaaaaaanks! Grin

Posted: at 21-03-2009 03:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 21-03-2009 03:37 PM (16 years ago)
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lol canttt help but stand up and laugh..
Posted: at 21-03-2009 03:37 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 21-03-2009 04:11 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: downlowguy on 21-03-2009 03:37 PM
lol canttt help but stand up and laugh..

 Wink

Posted: at 21-03-2009 04:11 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 22-03-2009 02:08 AM (16 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 22-03-2009 02:08 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mushabc at 23-03-2009 05:57 PM (16 years ago)
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raffing
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:57 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 23-03-2009 06:26 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: mushabc on 23-03-2009 05:57 PM
raffing
dis your raffing don dey too much ooo.... Grin Grin Grin
abeg dey look gutter make you no go laugh enter gutter Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 23-03-2009 06:26 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 23-03-2009 06:37 PM (16 years ago)
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not really funny sha

but its nice

Posted: at 23-03-2009 06:37 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toinsauller at 23-03-2009 07:53 PM (16 years ago)
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Nice one pal! U almost made me laf out my bones
Posted: at 23-03-2009 07:53 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 23-03-2009 11:06 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toinsauller on 23-03-2009 07:53 PM
Nice one pal! U almost made me laf out my bones

e don reach dat level?


na wa oh  Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 23-03-2009 11:06 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 24-03-2009 01:21 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 23-03-2009 11:06 PM
Quote from: Toinsauller on 23-03-2009 07:53 PM
Nice one pal! U almost made me laf out my bones

e don reach dat level?


na wa oh  Cheesy Cheesy

 Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2009 01:21 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 24-03-2009 01:21 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toinsauller on 23-03-2009 07:53 PM
Nice one pal! U almost made me laf out my bones

lol..carry go no wahala we get doctor 4 here..Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2009 01:21 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 24-03-2009 10:44 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 24-03-2009 01:21 AM
Quote from: Toinsauller on 23-03-2009 07:53 PM
Nice one pal! U almost made me laf out my bones

lol..carry go no wahala we get doctor 4 here..Grin

 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:44 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-03-2009 11:08 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 24-03-2009 01:21 AM
Quote from: Toinsauller on 23-03-2009 07:53 PM
Nice one pal! U almost made me laf out my bones

lol..carry go no wahala we get doctor 4 here..Grin
abi ooooo laughing jacazzzzz..... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:08 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 24-03-2009 11:30 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: mushabc on 23-03-2009 05:57 PM
raffing

Laughing is very good for your health Wink

Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:30 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 24-03-2009 04:53 PM (16 years ago)
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silly J thanx 4 making this forum fun.Na u dey win 4 here abi wetin una think?

Posted: at 24-03-2009 04:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 24-03-2009 05:12 PM (16 years ago)
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she dey try,na she be mama for this forum
Posted: at 24-03-2009 05:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 24-03-2009 10:11 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 24-03-2009 05:12 PM
she dey try,na she be mama for this forum
Ngbo silly j, u be mama abi? beta come out and tell us the kian mama wey u be? maybe u be awon iya mi oshoronga!!!!!!!
Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:11 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 24-03-2009 11:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 24-03-2009 04:53 PM
silly J thanx 4 making this forum fun.Na u dey win 4 here abi wetin una think?

na only silly jokker they make this forum fun?...i dey suspect u oooo...Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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