Tiger Woods

Date: 21-03-2009 4:05 pm (15 years ago) | Author: John Amami
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- at 21-03-2009 04:05 PM (15 years ago)
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A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole

Posted: at 21-03-2009 04:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Gwhy at 21-03-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Dirty but 9ice,
thumbs up.
Posted: at 21-03-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 22-03-2009 02:00 AM (15 years ago)
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LOL...;Dhhaaaa oboy!!! na whaooo
Posted: at 22-03-2009 02:00 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 22-03-2009 05:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 22-03-2009 02:00 AM
LOL...;Dhhaaaa oboy!!! na whaooo
wetin be na wa oh
Posted: at 22-03-2009 05:19 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 24-03-2009 05:23 PM (15 years ago)
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na big whaooo
Posted: at 24-03-2009 05:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 27-03-2009 01:57 PM (15 years ago)
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na big wa say becos Tiger Wood better pass the man abi wetin?
Posted: at 27-03-2009 01:57 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 27-03-2009 07:37 PM (15 years ago)
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TELL US NA U POST AM??
Posted: at 27-03-2009 07:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 28-03-2009 02:45 AM (15 years ago)
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yes now tell us
Posted: at 28-03-2009 02:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 28-03-2009 02:50 AM (15 years ago)
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9ice 1  oooo you try just
Posted: at 28-03-2009 02:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 28-03-2009 02:50 AM (15 years ago)
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cooll
Posted: at 28-03-2009 02:50 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gwhy at 28-03-2009 09:40 AM (15 years ago)
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COOLER
Posted: at 28-03-2009 09:40 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 29-03-2009 12:41 AM (15 years ago)
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COOLEST!!!!!
Posted: at 29-03-2009 12:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 29-03-2009 12:46 AM (15 years ago)
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too long 4 ma liking
Posted: at 29-03-2009 12:46 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 29-03-2009 12:52 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ironlady on 29-03-2009 12:46 AM
too long 4 ma liking

hhaaaaaaaa watin they tooo long now? Grin...hope say...
Posted: at 29-03-2009 12:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 29-03-2009 04:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 29-03-2009 12:52 AM
Quote from: ironlady on 29-03-2009 12:46 AM
too long 4 ma liking

hhaaaaaaaa watin they tooo long now? Grin...hope say...
Wetin she talk b say she no lik Long things na,
as in NO LONG THING lik Dbanj abi na?
Posted: at 29-03-2009 04:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 29-03-2009 02:10 PM (15 years ago)
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lol no mind Emma him tink say that chick wey call her self Ironlady say Tiger wood thing too long...but she be iron lady she fit take am now lol
Posted: at 29-03-2009 02:10 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 29-03-2009 02:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 27-03-2009 07:37 PM
TELL US NA U POST AM??

Yes tell them! Grin
Posted: at 29-03-2009 02:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 29-03-2009 03:29 PM (15 years ago)
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grin
Smiley
lol
Posted: at 29-03-2009 03:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 29-03-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago)
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humm wetin una wan hear..una go spoil ohh
Posted: at 29-03-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 29-03-2009 03:35 PM (15 years ago)
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na wa 4 una
Posted: at 29-03-2009 03:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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