Naija Hi-tech

An American, a Japanese, and a Nigerian were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound.

The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile I have a microchip in my hand."

The Nigerian, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive.

He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"

"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.

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Posted: at 1-04-2008 12:50 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

a fax machine which also acts as a credit card swiper.....lmao

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Posted: at 1-04-2008 07:45 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

just2sexy, make i ask you first... shey na offence make you comment for 2009 posts? why e be say na only 2008 post you dey go revive come back.... abi you be backhand ni?

Posted: at 4-08-2009 06:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

make I join you ask am abeg

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Posted: at 4-08-2009 06:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

yes still funny but old

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Posted: at 4-08-2009 06:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

shit fax......

Posted: at 4-08-2009 06:38 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

yap I think soo

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Posted: at 4-08-2009 06:45 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero