Two Statues

Date: 21-03-2009 9:30 pm (16 years ago) | Author: j ppop
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Two statues, one male and one female were facing each other in a beautiful Italian garden. These statues had been attracted to each other for over two-hundred years and one day an angel came down and granted them the ability to be real for thirty minutes. So, the statues, having been attracted to each other for so long, went behind a bush and made a big racket, presumably doing the assumed. They came out after fifteen minutes very exited by their activities and the angel asked what they did and why they did not use up all their time. The female statue replied,"we've been having lots of fun but were going to change places, this time he's going to hold down the pigeon and I'm going to crap on it."

Posted: at 21-03-2009 09:30 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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