Finding Jesus

Date: 21-03-2009 10:20 pm (15 years ago) | Author: j ppop
- at 21-03-2009 10:20 PM (15 years ago)
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A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon
down by the river.

He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the
preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and
says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, Preacher, I sure am."

The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls
him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.

"Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer,
brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

"Noooo, I have not, Reverend."

The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30
seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a
harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are
you sure this is where he fell in?"

Posted: at 21-03-2009 10:20 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Gwhy at 21-03-2009 10:26 PM (15 years ago)
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9ice
Posted: at 21-03-2009 10:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mushabc at 23-03-2009 05:51 PM (15 years ago)
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cool brb
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:51 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 25-03-2009 10:03 AM (15 years ago)
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diz nice pal.y are there no responses?maybe ppl didnt get 2 see it.
Posted: at 25-03-2009 10:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-03-2009 10:14 AM (15 years ago)
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JP JP, nna ehn, you are too plenty.... very very funny.. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-03-2009 10:14 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- nollylove at 5-06-2009 03:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 5-06-2009 03:33 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- quinzee4me at 5-06-2009 04:01 PM (14 years ago)
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gonga so
Posted: at 5-06-2009 04:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 5-06-2009 04:03 PM (14 years ago)
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gonga so
Posted: at 5-06-2009 04:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 5-06-2009 04:04 PM (14 years ago)
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u try that was a good one keep it up dear
Posted: at 5-06-2009 04:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 5-06-2009 04:06 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa o, make dey call navy shap shap
Posted: at 5-06-2009 04:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 5-06-2009 04:32 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin concern navy and finding jesus abi make them call prayer warriors
Posted: at 5-06-2009 04:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 5-06-2009 04:36 PM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 5-06-2009 04:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 5-06-2009 04:37 PM (14 years ago)
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no b navy go help them search the water ?
Posted: at 5-06-2009 04:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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