WHY DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?

Date: 23-03-2009 3:00 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Chris Yemi
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- at 23-03-2009 03:00 PM (16 years ago)
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An old man went to see a doctor and he was complaining of suspecting he has a terminal illness. this  is what ensued:
Old man: Doc, do you think I can live for the next 10 years?
Doc: Do you drink?
Old man: No
Doc: Do you smoke?
Old man: No
Doc: Do you still have sex?
Old man: No
Doc:THEN, WHY DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS?Huh??

Posted: at 23-03-2009 03:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Kristiantus at 23-03-2009 03:30 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 23-03-2009 03:00 PM
An old man went to see a doctor and he was complaining of suspecting he has a terminal illness. this  is what ensued:
Old man: Doc, do you think I can live for the next 10 years?
Doc: Do you drink?
Old man: No
Doc: Do you smoke?
Old man: No
Doc: Do you still have sex?
Old man: No
Doc:THEN, WHY DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS?Huh??
Grin Grin Grin Grin
wetin the old man want to dey do for the next 10 years wey him wan leave Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 23-03-2009 03:30 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 23-03-2009 05:32 PM (16 years ago)
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nice question abi?wetin una think?
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mushabc at 23-03-2009 05:48 PM (16 years ago)
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r u stupid?
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:48 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 23-03-2009 05:50 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: mushabc on 23-03-2009 05:48 PM
r u stupid?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:50 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 23-03-2009 08:40 PM (16 years ago)
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Na wetin dey happen 4 here?@ ALL
Posted: at 23-03-2009 08:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 24-03-2009 01:25 AM (16 years ago)
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OooooPpppppSssss....
Posted: at 24-03-2009 01:25 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 24-03-2009 03:36 AM (16 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 24-03-2009 03:36 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- caseycute at 24-03-2009 06:50 AM (16 years ago)
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lol...i guess all livin entails 4 y'all is sex...doctor??
Posted: at 24-03-2009 06:50 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 24-03-2009 08:17 AM (16 years ago)
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Na who u com dey talk 2 na?@ caseycute
Posted: at 24-03-2009 08:17 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 24-03-2009 04:59 PM (16 years ago)
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so if person no booze, lightup and jigijigi, e no suppose live?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 04:59 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 24-03-2009 05:14 PM (16 years ago)
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una wan fight again
Posted: at 24-03-2009 05:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 24-03-2009 07:03 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: mushabc on 23-03-2009 05:48 PM
r u stupid?
No i am not, but i think u are pretending!
Posted: at 24-03-2009 07:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 24-03-2009 07:06 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 24-03-2009 04:59 PM
so if person no booze, lightup and jigijigi, e no suppose live?
Dr. Rezi, where u ben travel go? some people say u dey run for NAFDAC come enta exile, I no gree believe dem oh! so tell me ur own side of the story! and by the way, Answer your question urself! no booze! no lightup! and no jigijigi!!!!wetin u wan take 10 years do?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 24-03-2009 07:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- skarfies at 24-03-2009 07:18 PM (16 years ago)
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INFACT D OLD MAN NEED 2DIE WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.........ELSE, I WILL*** HIM MASELF
Posted: at 24-03-2009 07:18 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 24-03-2009 07:20 PM (16 years ago)
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Im wan tak am ...........
Posted: at 24-03-2009 07:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 24-03-2009 07:26 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: skarfies on 24-03-2009 07:18 PM
INFACT D OLD MAN NEED 2DIE WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.........ELSE, I WILL*** HIM MASELF
U dey provoke to much ke? wanyo wanyo! wetin u wan do the old man?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 07:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 24-03-2009 07:30 PM (16 years ago)
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U blind,u no c say na kil im tak say im wan kil am(Aya killa)@ dgreat
Posted: at 24-03-2009 07:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 24-03-2009 07:44 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 24-03-2009 07:30 PM
U blind,u no c say na kil im tak say im wan kil am(Aya killa)@ dgreat
I wear Google dat time! olofofo! gbeborun! amebo! mafilomi ndasi! abojungun legbe eti!!!! File!!!!
Posted: at 24-03-2009 07:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 24-03-2009 07:48 PM (16 years ago)
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Na persn name long reach ds?
D persn go b POLITICIAN o.@ dgreat
Posted: at 24-03-2009 07:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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