Wasted Suicide

Date: 24-03-2009 8:43 am (16 years ago) | Author: caramelzzz
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- at 24-03-2009 08:43 AM (16 years ago)
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A blonde, socially ridiculed decided to hang herself from a tree in the park and commit suicide.

A little bit later, an old lady walked around noticed her hanging from the rope and swinging.


She asked her what she was doing and if she needed any help.

The blonde firmly replied, "I am committing suicide by hanging."


The old lady says, "You are doing it wrong sweetie, put the noose around your neck not the Waist."

The blonde responses, "Ya giving me trouble again, I tried that, "but I could not breathe.
   


Posted: at 24-03-2009 08:43 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- Gwhy at 24-03-2009 08:47 AM (16 years ago)
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O ya na o ya

Posted: at 24-03-2009 08:47 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-03-2009 09:17 AM (16 years ago)
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chiinekeeee.... chieeee.... Grin Grin Grin Grin.... nobody wan die, but dem wan go heaven.... Grin Grin Grin
chieee.... Grin Grin Grin.... dis joke dey make me roll for ground.... Grin Grin Grin...
Posted: at 24-03-2009 09:17 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 24-03-2009 09:19 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 24-03-2009 08:47 AM
O ya na o ya
G, o ya na wetin? Huh? Huh? Huh?
na which time you become bus conductor? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 09:19 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 24-03-2009 09:45 AM (16 years ago)
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nice one

Posted: at 24-03-2009 09:45 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- stripod102 at 24-03-2009 09:46 AM (16 years ago)
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Grammatical blunder :
1.you say hang herself on a tree and not from a tree
2dont use bit and later together ok..................
this marks the end of today's class please go and learn on that.............
Posted: at 24-03-2009 09:46 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 24-03-2009 09:50 AM (16 years ago)
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Villager Headmaster don come again o@ Stripod
Ehen na o ya na o ya,
u no undastnd as in mak she kil her self na@ kriz

Posted: at 24-03-2009 09:50 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 24-03-2009 09:51 AM (16 years ago)
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na waoo wetin be the difference between bus conductor {gwhy} and town crier{kristy}........opoto no bi only chinekee na kereooooooooo ....why una no dey supply sence wetin hin need to think
Posted: at 24-03-2009 09:51 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 24-03-2009 09:54 AM (16 years ago)
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heheheeheh

omo see fight

Posted: at 24-03-2009 09:54 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 24-03-2009 09:59 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 24-03-2009 09:54 AM
heheheeheh

omo see fight
see me see wahala oooo.... Grin Grin Grin.... dis boy just dey claim.... Grin Grin Grin... well sha na you sabi every every... mr. perfect.....
Posted: at 24-03-2009 09:59 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- omatseye at 24-03-2009 10:01 AM (16 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:01 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-03-2009 10:09 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 24-03-2009 09:50 AM
Villager Headmaster don come again o@ Stripod
Ehen na o ya na o ya,
u no undastnd as in mak she kil her self na@ kriz
nna ehen, d boy just want publicity and recognition.... Grin Grin Grin..... but wetin dey suprise me be say, him never say anything wey dey funny at all apart from make him tell you say your papa do dis, your mama do that.... i tire ooooo... Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:09 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- herdeysohjy at 24-03-2009 10:29 AM (16 years ago)
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lol  Smiley
Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:29 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 24-03-2009 11:26 AM (16 years ago)
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lol i think say she wan kill herself oya now
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:26 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 24-03-2009 11:39 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: downlowguy on 24-03-2009 11:26 AM
lol i think say she wan kill herself oya now
yes now... but when she see death she run.... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:39 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 24-03-2009 11:45 AM (16 years ago)
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Kriz no mind am(thypoid) jare.
Im na nicompoop

Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:45 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 24-03-2009 12:46 PM (16 years ago)
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kai dis joke dey too funny oh.I still dey laugh ooooooooooo

Posted: at 24-03-2009 12:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-03-2009 12:55 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 24-03-2009 11:45 AM
Kriz no mind am(thypoid) jare.
Im na nicompoop
Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2009 12:55 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Resi at 24-03-2009 01:27 PM (16 years ago)
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Interesting.

Posted: at 24-03-2009 01:27 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 4-11-2010 11:57 AM (14 years ago)
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heheheheheheheheheeeeee.
Posted: at 4-11-2010 11:57 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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