Emmandazie at 20-07-2012 09:11 AM (12 years ago) (m)
A lady’s inbox 1. I luv u dear (Adamu) 2. Can I take u out tonite? (Musa) 3. I always feel bad seeing u with anoda man (Azie) 4. Sweetie, don’t forget the trip (Joseph) 5. Darling, av u received de airtime I sent? (Peter) 6. Honey, I will do whatever it takes for you to be by side (Evans) 7. Consider ur admission into National Polytechnic done (senator) 8. Baby, check ur bank account balance & call back (chairman) 9. ………….
A guy’s inbox. 1. Ur data bundle will soon expire (MTN) 2. Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am married (Jane) 3. Don’t call me again, cheat (Patricia) 4. Am warning u, let this month not be a story telling event like the last 3 months (landlord) 5. Brother, I ‘m still expecting d money for my GCE exams (junior brother) 6. My pikin, you dey? Abeg send chop money quick, hunger wan finish us here ô! (Mum) 7. I dey hospital, pls send d N150,000 quick quick for d appendix operation or u can keep and use it for my burial (papa) 8. I av nt seen my period for 3 wks (Neighbour’s daughter) 9. ……………… Oya wuna add wenti I forget......
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Posted: at 20-07-2012 09:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
ILOVEIT at 20-07-2012 09:15 AM (12 years ago) (m)
for your mind na u compose this thing abi ..sorry to disappoint you...it has been b4
The difference between GENIUS and STUPIDITY is that, genius has it limits..
Posted: at 20-07-2012 09:15 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply Emmandazie at 20-07-2012 09:17 AM (12 years ago) (m)
ok, I no be see am biko, newbie di come everyday!
Posted: at 20-07-2012 09:17 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply wandepope at 20-07-2012 09:22 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Lady
i'll be waiting for you at the Mr.BIggs near your house (new catch).
GUY
i don't want to see you anywhere near kate,she is mine(cultist peter).
Posted: at 20-07-2012 09:22 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply ILOVEIT at 20-07-2012 09:23 AM (12 years ago) (m)
lol..this current newbies are faster than their shadows.dey no wan give chance for old schools again
The difference between GENIUS and STUPIDITY is that, genius has it limits..
Posted: at 20-07-2012 09:23 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply Dan_Fulani at 20-07-2012 09:24 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Wow! What a lucky guy? He got messages from his ex-girlfriend, his landlord, his pregnant neighbor, his mom, his dad and others. I wished I was the one getting such exciting messages in my inbox. I hardly get any messages in my inbox. BRAVO lucky Guy! dan fulani Posted: at 20-07-2012 09:24 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Emmandazie at 20-07-2012 09:34 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Dan, you di sleep?
Posted: at 20-07-2012 09:34 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply ILOVEIT at 20-07-2012 09:40 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Wow! What a lucky guy? He got messages from his ex-girlfriend, his landlord, his pregnant neighbor, his mom, his dad and others. I wished I was the one getting such exciting messages in my inbox. I hardly get any messages in my inbox. BRAVO lucky Guy! dan fulani
The difference between GENIUS and STUPIDITY is that, genius has it limits..
Posted: at 20-07-2012 09:40 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply Treasure2 at 20-07-2012 10:01 AM (12 years ago) (f)
E no dey sleep, he don yan his own......
Posted: at 20-07-2012 10:01 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply sophiebaby at 20-07-2012 10:12 AM (12 years ago) (f)
i see
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 20-07-2012 10:12 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply mallorca at 20-07-2012 10:50 AM (12 years ago) (m)
for your mind na u compose this thing abi ..sorry to disappoint you...it has been b4 no dey fall ppl hands
HOPE IS MY ROAD,VICTORY IS MY DESTINY
Posted: at 20-07-2012 10:50 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply dirtykid at 20-07-2012 10:54 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Laughing in Japanese language @ all comments, esp Dan Fulani's own
DirtyKid is a Happy Kid !!.....FATHER !! I've cast my bread on the waters long time ago. Now it's time 4u to return it, well buttered !!
Posted: at 20-07-2012 10:54 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply ILOVEIT at 20-07-2012 11:00 AM (12 years ago) (m)
i ma na ojigi mu na onu...hate it or love it..d truth will always prevail.
The difference between GENIUS and STUPIDITY is that, genius has it limits..
Posted: at 20-07-2012 11:00 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply mallorca at 20-07-2012 11:02 AM (12 years ago) (m)
i ma na ojigi mu na onu...hate it or love it..d truth will always prevail. Okwa Ogene Abia State ka ibu
HOPE IS MY ROAD,VICTORY IS MY DESTINY
Posted: at 20-07-2012 11:02 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply dirtykid at 20-07-2012 11:04 AM (12 years ago) (m)
DirtyKid is a Happy Kid !!.....FATHER !! I've cast my bread on the waters long time ago. Now it's time 4u to return it, well buttered !!
Posted: at 20-07-2012 11:04 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply sophiebaby at 20-07-2012 11:07 AM (12 years ago) (f)
ok
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 20-07-2012 11:07 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply dickman2 at 24-07-2012 12:13 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Posted: at 24-07-2012 12:13 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Treasure2 at 24-07-2012 12:14 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 24-07-2012 12:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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