SHORTEST WAY FOR ANSWERING MACHINE

You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean like(this is Jasi,i am currently unavailable drop me a message and i will get back to you ),but  all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message."

That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short.

This is what my answering machine machine says
  ( I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine please message when you call me...thanks Jasi drop your message now..)
 
  Dont you see that is the shortest message.