SHORTEST WAY FOR ANSWERING MACHINE

Date: 28-03-2009 2:03 am (15 years ago) | Author: Femi
- at 28-03-2009 02:03 AM (15 years ago)
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You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean like(this is Jasi,i am currently unavailable drop me a message and i will get back to you ),but  all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message."

That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short.

This is what my answering machine machine says
  ( I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine please message when you call me...thanks Jasi drop your message now..)
 
  Dont you see that is the shortest message.

Posted: at 28-03-2009 02:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Emmanuel4christ at 28-03-2009 02:15 AM (15 years ago)
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shot in deed..Grin
Posted: at 28-03-2009 02:15 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 28-03-2009 02:27 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 28-03-2009 02:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 28-03-2009 09:41 AM (15 years ago)
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Na per secondz sef
Posted: at 28-03-2009 09:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 28-03-2009 09:50 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: nickyvil on 28-03-2009 02:03 AM
You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean like(this is Jasi,i am currently unavailable drop me a message and i will get back to you ),but  all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message."

That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short.

This is what my answering machine machine says
  ( I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine please message when you call me...thanks Jasi drop your message now..)
 
  Dont you see that is the shortest message.

mehn, u r really funny
Posted: at 28-03-2009 09:50 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 28-03-2009 02:55 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmm
Posted: at 28-03-2009 02:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 28-03-2009 04:22 PM (15 years ago)
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he ehehehewhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheeheeheheheheehehehehehe
Posted: at 28-03-2009 04:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 28-03-2009 09:57 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 28-03-2009 04:22 PM
he ehehehewhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheeheeheheheheehehehehehe

gwhy watin do u now? Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-03-2009 09:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 28-03-2009 09:58 PM (15 years ago)
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laughter laughter laughter!!!
Posted: at 28-03-2009 09:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 29-03-2009 05:02 AM (15 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 29-03-2009 05:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NeutralGuy at 29-03-2009 09:05 AM (15 years ago)
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if i eventually rings your phone dude,you will have to buy my calling chips back coz of your shortest message...ASSSHOLE...........LOL
Posted: at 29-03-2009 09:05 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- shadzie at 29-03-2009 10:08 AM (15 years ago)
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laughinggggggggggggggggggggggggg
urs is not good either.
Posted: at 29-03-2009 10:08 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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